By username - 19/05/2015 06:45 - United Kingdom - Leatherhead

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Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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quickit 24

Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.

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DreadedSamurai 17

I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL

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cosmicdancer84 7

Break up with her immediately, you don't need that crap.

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FWMYKIGI1990 12

haha op you made me think about the opening seen in My Awkward Sexual Adventure or whatever that Netflix movie is called

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Maybe it's time you DO get into BDSM. lol

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imbedderdenu 23

I think someone needs some new moves.

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bezserk 4

wow bro thats pathetic, if your sex life sucks that much its time to fix it or move on, a safe word aint gonna solve that

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SiraSiemens 21

i suggest next time you two have sex you ravage her so hard that shell have to use the safeword for its intended purpose

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