Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML
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Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML
Today, I got off night shift and went home to make a batch of taquitos. I put them in the oven and sat down on the couch, only to pass out. I woke up 8 hours later to my wife getting home from work and freaking out that the house smelled like smoke. I think I overcooked them. FML
Today, I stopped by my elderly mother’s house to drop off some groceries. I decided to clean the place while I was there, just to be nice. In true Three Bears fashion, I fell asleep on the couch. I was awoken by a police officer pointing his gun at me. My mom woke up and thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
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interesting33 36
you definitely did the right thing calling the paramedics. Inhaling that smoke is really dangerous, she needed to be checked out. Even more so if she was knocked out!
annunaki_fml 11
shes a goddamn psycho.
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interesting33 36
you definitely did the right thing calling the paramedics. Inhaling that smoke is really dangerous, she needed to be checked out. Even more so if she was knocked out!
annunaki_fml 11
shes a goddamn psycho.
wHSKitty 11
What the... smh. Sorry, OP.
engineerosaurus 26
That sounds like a suicide attempt to me.
acmariner99 25
Holy moly psycho twat.
Charlie Given 26
Sorry for ya OP but taking the prescribed amount shouldn't knock someone out unless it was being mixed with something like alcohol, sounds like mom needs help I would contact who ever prescribed the meds and let them know maybe needs help.