Animals and Health: Recipe for disaster

Recipe for disaster

By ApparentlyATerribleDaughter - 12/08/2018 15:00

Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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You deserved it 4 856

By agstone - 09/08/2017 23:15

Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML

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You deserved it 224

It's just me

By Anonymous - 20/02/2020 01:00

Today, I stopped by my elderly mother’s house to drop off some groceries. I decided to clean the place while I was there, just to be nice. In true Three Bears fashion, I fell asleep on the couch. I was awoken by a police officer pointing his gun at me. My mom woke up and thought I was a burglar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 136

You deserved it 333

By mayhemily - 21/09/2015 16:22 - Canada - Aurora

Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML

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You deserved it 2 977

Cotton Eye Joe

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML

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You deserved it 4 559

NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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You deserved it 1 050

By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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You deserved it 3 035

Fire hazard

By ThankfullyNotKickedOut - 26/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Coldwater

Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 136

Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

Great job, Mom!

By BAintShht - 10/02/2023 16:00

Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML

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You deserved it 104

interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:46

you definitely did the right thing calling the paramedics. Inhaling that smoke is really dangerous, she needed to be checked out. Even more so if she was knocked out!

annunaki_fml 11

Sunday 12 August 2018 15:58

shes a goddamn psycho.

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:46

you definitely did the right thing calling the paramedics. Inhaling that smoke is really dangerous, she needed to be checked out. Even more so if she was knocked out!

annunaki_fml 11

Sunday 12 August 2018 15:58

shes a goddamn psycho.

wHSKitty 11

Sunday 12 August 2018 16:30

What the... smh. Sorry, OP.

engineerosaurus 26

Sunday 12 August 2018 16:38

That sounds like a suicide attempt to me.

acmariner99 25

Sunday 12 August 2018 17:15

Holy moly psycho twat.

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 12 August 2018 19:28

Sorry for ya OP but taking the prescribed amount shouldn't knock someone out unless it was being mixed with something like alcohol, sounds like mom needs help I would contact who ever prescribed the meds and let them know maybe needs help.