FML : Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly...

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Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fecurtis / Friday 23 January 2009 08:36 / United States

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By maiden_girl | 5

#2126 - Saturday 14 February 2009 01:16

Wow.... that really did just go from MILF to GILF... lol.

By podrummer9209 | 0

#51691 - Monday 23 March 2009 03:45

Yeah dude. Wait til you hit three years and the holes in the middle of CDs make you start wishing your dick was smaller.

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By maiden_girl | 5

#2126 - Saturday 14 February 2009 01:16

Wow.... that really did just go from MILF to GILF... lol.

By AddictedToLove_fml | 0

#5230 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:46

So freakin sick

By skatingweasel | 0

#5691 - Monday 23 February 2009 06:52

dude, i hope you never saw Yesman

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screwlife23 | 0

#920851 - Sunday 7 March 2010 07:33

lmao.

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fifi23_fml | 0

#969525 - Saturday 27 March 2010 11:42

lol #6 hopefully this lady kept her teeth in :)

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socksket | 4

#1100441 - Saturday 17 July 2010 05:46

dude.... NICE XD

By Durf | 0

#12136 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 05:22

hilarious :D

By Lucicx0 | 0

#13149 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:46

thats fucked...;]

By xalfredx | 0

#27661 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:45

haha atleast you're honest...i like you just for that man

By bassguitar19 | 1

#29251 - Friday 13 March 2009 03:23

well are you at least masturbating?

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ashleykate01 | 0

#590524 - Monday 28 September 2009 12:11

lmao, wow thats gross. a freaking grandmaw? lol

By Synthetic42 | 0

#35991 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 01:23

Good thing she didn't offer you some hard candy after that!

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popoman | 0

#468131 - Saturday 8 August 2009 03:41

Maybe you could offer her some hard candy. See what I did there?

By thatsucks4u | 0

#42087 - Thursday 19 March 2009 05:11

wat her dentures turn u on?

By AwesomeSauce | 0

#46754 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:23

LMFAO Sorry, this will sound mean but... HAHAHAHAHA. That's so depressing! You poor thing!

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