Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML
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maiden_girl
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Wow.... that really did just go from MILF to GILF... lol.
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podrummer9209
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Yeah dude. Wait til you hit three years and the holes in the middle of CDs make you start wishing your dick was smaller.
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maiden_girl
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Wow.... that really did just go from MILF to GILF... lol.
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AddictedToLove_fml
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So freakin sick
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skatingweasel
| 0
dude, i hope you never saw Yesman
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screwlife23
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lmao.
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fifi23_fml
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lol #6 hopefully this lady kept her teeth in :)
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socksket
| 4
dude.... NICE XD
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Durf
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hilarious :D
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Lucicx0
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thats fucked...;]
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xalfredx
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haha atleast you're honest...i like you just for that man
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bassguitar19
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well are you at least masturbating?
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ashleykate01
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lmao, wow thats gross.
a freaking grandmaw? lol
a freaking grandmaw? lol
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Synthetic42
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Good thing she didn't offer you some hard candy after that!
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popoman
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Maybe you could offer her some hard candy.
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
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thatsucks4u
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wat her dentures turn u on?
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AwesomeSauce
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LMFAO
Sorry, this will sound mean but... HAHAHAHAHA.
That's so depressing!
You poor thing!
Sorry, this will sound mean but... HAHAHAHAHA.
That's so depressing!
You poor thing!