Valentine's slay, Caring and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating...

By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

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By littlefinger - 11/03/2014 16:11 - United States - Foley

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 16:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

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FreshToDeathEf 12

Saturday 28 February 2015 19:31

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her ****.

toongler 23

Saturday 28 February 2015 19:31

oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Saturday 28 February 2015 19:51

ouch I'm sorry OP I wouldn't ever tell a guy he was small that's just wrong.

mucska 12

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:00

WOWZA!!! Sorry OP, that's pretty crappy.

ItsDutch 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:10

Tell her you'll start to appreciate her over sized clit.

ItsDutch 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 21:14

Terrible Clerks 2 reference, I know.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Saturday 28 February 2015 21:16

that would be called a dick then

AhmadTarhini 8

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:14

As long as she gives it the right kind of appreciation that shouldn't be a problem

wvcheesehead 13

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:25

Tell her even a limo looks small when it is parked in an airplane hangar.

maloafi 8

Sunday 1 March 2015 10:20

i like that (y)

higgy1216 1

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:29

A little appreciation goes a long ways lol

idaroseschultz 4

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:38

Probably joking?

wazzup206 7

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:39

Cheap shot

feven 32

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:47

Wow that was pretty clever if she was joking

Gillett 23

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:48

Should've told her to suck it till it doubled in size so that she can appreciate it twice as much!

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