Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.
novair 5
OUCH..............
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Comments (110)
Crazyforcheese 6
So can we have a look of it ?
NomOnShroomz 14
Aww poor baby. What are you gunna do about it? Phone home?
MadameMerle 11
She either loves you for your character or thinks ET is hot. If it's the second option, perhaps you should reconsider dating her.
ghostlilac 25
that sucks, but why would you let her make you pose for a picture?
captainbj2 0
Agreed...how did she MAKE you? You knew no good would cone of that picture. Send your insensitive girlfriend someplace far far away...
perdix 31
It *IS* your girlfriend. If it was a girl that rejected you for a date and then decided to humiliate you by conparing you to ET to everyone, then your L would be F'd. Evidently, she liked your bug-eyed, flat-headed, scaly-skin look, so be a good sport about the joke and pity all the dudes who aren't getting laid tonight.
boredblonde 17
What's wrong with her?
boredblonde 17
What's wrong with her?
DocBastard 40
The fact that your girlfriend is able to make you do anything against your will is a sure sign that you're a ******* pansy. Enjoy the spotlight, princess.
skyeyez9 25
ET was cool! He could fly and bring dead things back to life (wilted plants).
Jimboom 12
At least your famous. Take solace in that