The Cookie Monster smiles down on you.

They were having dinner, not dessert!

He's got 99 cookies 'cause a bitch ate one.

The cable's out again, huh?

if Mitt Romney won, OP would surely "disappear"

#53 HA! It's funny because Mitt Romney wanted to stop funding sesame street. I guess people didn't get that...

57- once you explain the joke it's not quite as funny... But cookie monster will give you a cookie for keeping up with current events.

Well which character?

Hopefully not Oscar.

Snuffaluffagus! :D (sorry folks, that might not be spelled right)

If it's Bert, she's just giving you a hint about your eyebrows.

Hey, I find elmo and his buddies are pretty good looking guys.

La la la la, la la la la, Elmo's worlddd

She's a kid at heart

I've seen a lot of people who look like characters from the muppets, so it's definitely possible.

Boo hoo. Get over it! How did she say it? It could have been cute, playful, etc. it's hardly a FYL moment

Grover as the clumsy waiter was always my favorite!(:

If it's Big Bird, run!! Mitt Romney is after you!

Haha beauty and the beast may be?

I don't seem to recall them being Muppets. Or on Sesame Street.

That's Disney.

I think 9 means that the OP's girlfriend is Beauty and he is the Beast.

22 - Still irrelevant to Sesame Street. Besides, the girlfriend didn't day he was ugly/a beast.

Some of them are cute! It might be a compliment.