By Tuck_My_Life - 03/08/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML
I agree, your life sucks 87 877
You deserved it 6 007

Tuck_My_Life tells us more.

Tuck_My_Life 3

OP here. Yeah, so first off all of you who are bitching at me about the whole mastercard thing... I don't frequent this website enough to know which formats are enjoyable for those that do nothing and read this site, and those that do not. So if you're mad about that... I really couldn't care less. I honestly don't know which part of this thing is worse though... my girlfriend (who is away for school) cheating on me, or a good portion of the web junkies on this site telling me that I'm making it up.

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Top comments

FPsLife 5

Haha, love the FML instead of priceless at the end. >.> FYL though

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uneekfreak16 0

20 hours away? You don't deserve it but, dang, I wouldn't have a relationship that long distance.

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FPsLife 5

Haha, love the FML instead of priceless at the end. >.> FYL though

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girandwogpig 0

Yeah, the OP needs to remember one rule of thumb. M.O.B. Money Over Bitches

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Ox_Baker 0

You deserve it for driving a car that gets such shitty gas mileage.

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BaGu_fml 0

Hey, at least he bought Red Bull, eh?

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majorFup 0

no hes a f$^%ing genius

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daniisme 0

"finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy? priceless." pah that would make an awesome MasterCard ad xD

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LegitDGK 0

she was cheating on u cuz u drink red bull which makes ur dick smaller

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NzxtZ06 0

shank em both.......OZ

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LoveKeepsGoing 7

72- that's true

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stro88 6

That sucks brah. Well at least you got a road trip out of it. Or you coulda had sloppy seconds.

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thebaws 0

Lil' Wayne? Lil' Jon? Try Snoop Dogg!

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withahtrentuh 0

actually, you all should be saying dr. Dre. Seeing as Dr. Dre wrote the song bitches ain't shit. Dr. Dre > rappers nowaday

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withahtrentuh 0

They said those 2 names because they apparently did a cover of it. -_- I'm sorry but those 2 rappers make me want to claw my brains out. I'd like to go back to the days of Afrika Bambaataa. There is only one rapper I respect now and his name is Saul Williams :)

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Joe2794 0

How about not listening to shitty rap music

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Jazzywrites007 2

I knew some dumb **** would take this opportunity to bash Rap. STFU, dude.

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davidtheday 0

The best cover of that song is by Ben Folds

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icall_BS 0

Rap isn't music. Nigga pleeeaase. Rap is noise and stands for Retards Attempting Poetry.

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cookookachoo 0

that line doesn't even make sense. Rap is so ******* garbage.

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uneekfreak16 0

20 hours away? You don't deserve it but, dang, I wouldn't have a relationship that long distance.

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Niz_DD 14

I guess it depends on the person. I have been with my gf for 3 years and counting and most of our relationship was long distance until recently. I was in Australia studying while she was back home. We have known each other for a while before we started dating so theres that. Now living together though :)

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jivealive_5 0

I'm really sorry man, that's pretty harsh after all the effort you went to. I hope you find someone much better much closer to home.

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eliz3 0

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chimmy 0

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drummer_dude 0

Because of the layout of the FML they deserved it? Are you mad? Next thing you will be YDI'ing for having FML on the end...

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plasticbag88 0

Dont bother, there are some trolls who get bugged by EVERYTHING.

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nicole1123 0

lol, 68... he/she prolly already does

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Honda288 2

******* troll! The MasterCard style made this FML.

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zee209 0

20 hours away? Try for a relationship that's closer (unless she or you go to college that far?). Long distance relationships very rarely work out.

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romaunts 0

Relationships in general 'very rarely' work out. Obviously, most relationships end in break ups, its not just LDRs.

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honeydoodles 0

totally agreed...distance is not as much of an issue as people think

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Acid80 3

At least you know it now. This is really priceless.

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mph101993 0

that ****** sucks, you should of beat that guys ass

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fishsticker 0

beat the guy? What about HER? she's the cheating hobag - what a double standard.

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qwerty8788 4

Lol I read that and I thought you said beat him off. Lol.

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stephan18 23

The guy has nothing to do with it, he probably didn't even know or care, it's the cheating bitch who should suffer :/

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Miss_Q 0

Only 20 hours? That's nothing. I moved 2100 miles to live with my boyfriend. Apparently he needed a maid, and a cook.

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plexico 3

If you were his *****, too, it looks like it worked out great for both of you!

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