Love: Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been...

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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You deserved it 7 050

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Same thing different taste

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 311

You deserved it 28 871

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 290

You deserved it 774

Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 544

You deserved it 144

Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 877

You deserved it 39 970

By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 475

You deserved it 5 815

By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 472

You deserved it 4 556

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 349

You deserved it 599

Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 719

You deserved it 204

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 365

You deserved it 11 558

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 705

You deserved it 187

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:18

I think #10 is going to be getting some nasty stuff in her inbox soon.

Green12324 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:04

Oh dang, that sucks.

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MattGil 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:04

ahah ouch, it sucks to be ugly

123sploosh 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:18

i bet you are ugly. matt.

Darraghscoot 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:25

haaaahaaaaa! YDI for meeting someone online (:

prinny_fml 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 23:12

op is probably just obese which is different from ugly but worse

LaneyyLOVE 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 7:31

yea Matt, where's your picture bud?! aha.

hellokittywhore 0

Friday 13 August 2010 10:43

your ego ____ __________ unrecoverable. at best. -_-

Beast962 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:10

Im guessing your used to it right?

Green12324 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:04

Oh dang, that sucks.

jenn03 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:05

aww.

snorlax422 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:05

Ooh! FYL indeed. Well, at least you're not the only one who's apparently ugly.

Abirys 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:08

lol that stinks

Emzoo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:08

lol@ #1

steinway 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:09

hahahahahahahahaha

tozfeekum 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:09

we need a picture..

Calaura9 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:11

Send me a pic! My email address is [email protected] I really want to see!

SynysterNero 20

Wednesday 5 June 2013 7:00

You do realize now anyone can send you stuff right?

zach205 24

Saturday 3 May 2014 21:56

ok, I shall apply you to every spam mail website in existence

JJ_86 22

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:11

Too late now though spending your time to spam a mailbox which most probably have not been used for 4-5 years.

NGM_KID 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:13

So what should i type on google to see it? troll, monster guy, stalker ugly man......? TELL ME!! lol

Cambo9000 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:50

Try Godzilla

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Today, it's been a week since my mother died. She had no life insurance and was over $20,000 in debt, plus her hospital/funeral bills. My father wants nothing to do with me as she was a one night stand and he never paid child support. I'm behind on rent and bills because I'm injured from work. Thanks for nothing, mom. FML

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML

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You deserved it 1 109

Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML

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You deserved it 4 010

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 250

You deserved it 1 520

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 9 321

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 190

You deserved it 130 727

Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML

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Same thing different taste

Hot or not

Catfished

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Doesn't add up

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