Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.
novair 5
OUCH..............
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Comments (110)
tragicnightmare 15
learn to take a joke. I'm sure she was kidding around
Shortiejordi 0
awkward....
ukrage 1
So u must be amazing at fingering her e.t. since she's still ur gf
fogrunner 13
ET >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> humans. Besides, perhaps her friends felt they had to "agree."
BritLass 15
You should 'Phone home' and get your mum to kick her ass! ;)
ih82bl8 2
Ummm... Isn't his neck like folded cuz it's long and his eyes like humungus? Um... Saaad!
Zillie 4
Maybe she has some sort of abduction/probing fantasy. Take advantage.
elliottemoose 1
Aha, sorry but if that happens sorry :-/
WhiteAsNoise3 2
I wanna see!!
hoonyer 17
YDI for letting her take the pic in the first place, couldn't you see where she was going with this?