By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 202
You deserved it 8 793

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oh my god :c that's so depressing.

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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True, very true.

Take the hint and do something OP.

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

Op take a hint... And apparently some more penis pills

No its not. Its true love! Heck, do you even know what these pills cost? If she wouldn't love OP, she would never paid it but dump him!

She might be going about it the wrong way, but in the end, he'll still have a bigger penis and she'll want more sex. I wouldn't really mind either of those things.

15- If it was for love she would have talked about it with him. Not do it behind his back!

It's not about how big it is. It's about how you USE it. Trust me...

She probably doesn't think you're big enough.

if your wife put that inside your coffee, think of all the other things she could have put in before. :O

Whoa, I read the FML like this at first glance: "Today, I caught my wife sipping on penis enlargements"

not to make this awkward or anything but RebecahBrooke is pretty damn hot

Maybe she is trying to tell you something!?

53- perhaps you've mistaken FML for match.com. You do know there is a messaging option right? Or were you too busy jacking off to poor rebekah to notice?

49- I thought u were Kesha.

59- God, no. Just look really closely at my nose. She has white stuff on hers, I don't.

61: You could have simply said: Kesha is a man, I'm not

Is that experience I sense, 16?

while of course I don't mind being called hot, this IS FML. so thank you, and you spelled my name wrong. :)

Wow FYL op for having a small penis And a bitch wife

Rebeckah how do you feel depressing? Your not the one those affects my cousim toke those pills before and he told me ot hurts baddddd

So did they work?

So did they work?

So did they work?

rebekahbrooke looks kinda like my bunny, which is a very cute bunny.

Enough with rebeccahblahblah talk

OP chill, it's no biggie. Oh wait...

Damn better than if you caught her slipping the gardeners dick in her mouth. All around win for you.

I'm actually surprised about how many synonyms the word "penis" has

Dammit! The 102 comment wasn't actually a reply to this post! But I don't know why it's here. Seriously what's wrong with this website? I post a comment in reply to number 2 and it's here! It's so frustrating.

Wasn't that on an episode of keeping up with the kardashians?

At least she wasn't slipping antifreeze into your coffee

so are you too stupid to only post once?

It's depressing but that's better than his wife cheating on him.

Hell no! That's goddamn hilarious.

That would explain why your coffee tastes like shit.

At least it wasn't testosterone.

As a firm believer in the silver lining, at least it's less likely that she is cheating on you if she is willing to help you satisfy her.

So did it work?

Nah. Not that bad. At least she's not cheating!

Haha I totally agree with u Rebekah it's really depressing!

And here comes the golden question, was it bigger?

107 happens to me all the time doll.

One time I tried to do that to myself but I didn't want myself to know so I closed my eyes but then I missed the glass and dropped them on the floor and then my dog ate them and was chasing me around my house with a huge erection trying and rape me... I was scared but it was ok because I was wearing pants

Slip her some roofies and ditch her in hong kong!

Slip her some roofies and ditch her in hong kong!

Slip her some roofies and ditch her in hong kong!

It's funny because your dick is small.

at least she didn't leave your ass OP

26, I'm no slut or sex expert but it's how big it is to a certain extent.

But even better when it's big AND you know how to use it correct?

26- So you're saying you would be happy with a three inch dick? Size does matter

Duh winning

It's Diaper not dipper =P

What's the problem? If you need them then you need them

Wow ur rlly cute

Your commenting again? Just stop, lets state the obvious why dont ya!

Damn, that sucks for real

Check one! Hahaha I just helped someone's bucket list.

Hence the pills!

A cup a day keeps the docters away!

Omg sorry op. Fyl :/

HowAreYouToday 34

Sorry?! Op got a bigger wee wee...

if you still call it a wee wee you dont need to worry about your size yet.

Nothing to be sorry about, she was only helping him to grow as a person. This is a learning experience for him!

HowAreYouToday 34

I'm a girl. Read my profile before you think that I am worried about my "size"

replace "your" with "anyone else's". problem solved.

Thats not so bad. She could just find a new penis, but she wants yours.

Placebos don't work if you don't know you're taking them. Those companies have lost huge lawsuits recently because the pills don't do anything. If you noticed recently the commercials no longer say they'll increase size, just performance.

That could be deadly, if u took another medicine with it, it could cause a reaction like a heart attack. FYL

First to fail

No, no your not.

How did that work out for you?

Lol OP's name XD

Well she's still slipping them! D:

Yeah, I hate it when people put Viagra in my drink

They should go well with the ones you were already taking. Hope you get a double-dose of results.

Put viagra in her coffee and see how it works.

129- if OP puts Viagra into her coffee, that wouldn't do anything but lower her blood pressure. Viagra used to be a pill to lower your blood pressure and one of the side effects for men were erections.

let us know if they work lol

Penis enlargement pills don't work because penis size is genetic. It can't be altered-unless you cut your penis off. Blame genetics.

genetics riiight. i dont think my dad hauls around a 12 inch shlong.

89 i don't think there is is a reason for you to know that...

There are penis enlarging operations, but most increase the size of a non erect penis.

There are other techniques that actually work...

Op, seems like she is trying to improve sex for both of you. Did it work?