Health: Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't...

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Big_Red_138 3

Monday 4 July 2011 23:07

Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.

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XxAlex777xX 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:40

she deserve it

NurseBitch 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:22

Every now and then, whether they deserve it or not, it pays to back-hand 'em. All the better if you can make it look like an accident.

LKadrian 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:35

yep she did

b00z3nw33d 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:40

guess that punch dazed you more than you thought.

babbu18 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:45

uhh don't be surprised if she breaks up with you..... just saying

NurseBitch 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:24

sounds like she may already be "broken up". lol

horrorfreak79nj 2

Monday 4 July 2011 23:45

Sweet Christ, your a regular 'Charlie Brown.'.

ghostlilac 25

Monday 4 July 2011 23:51

*Chris Brown

hyperdrive 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:08

Good grief...

smeesha 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:10

fail

tpike1296 11

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:25

"Charlie Brown"? Charlie sheen and Chris brown? Get it? I know you do. Just had to comment.

sematariux 7

Monday 4 July 2011 23:50

bet she went back to the ex!

shadowgamer_x 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:50

I deed not hit her, I did nawt! oh hai Mark.

BruisedGiraffe 15

Monday 4 July 2011 23:59

maybe she just got slugged cause had the wrong attitude right outta the gate

NurseBitch 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:29

I bet she'll move faster the next time she's told to make him a sammich.

angryyute 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:00

LMFAO. that was my laugh for the week

hotpinkpepsi 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:00

aaaaaah : ( !

thewifey310 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:04

one chris brown is bad enough!!!

ballinallday69 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:56

ur stupid he said he was pretty much blind chris brown wasent u jackass

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Today, i had to explain to two different adults that being illiterate is a valid reason to fire them. I have absolutely no idea how they were hired in the first place. FML

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