By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.

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I'm curious as to why he punched you in the face...

Exes are always batshit crazy. It's a truth of FML.

IrishChic10 0

50 more like the truth of life!!

Hey.. I'm not a perv or a wired guy but you darling are beautiful :) Don't let anyone tell you different :) Sorry... Random

footballur 0

I think you meant to punch her...

well at least ur girlfriend won't have an ex for the fact that u don't have a girlfriend.

Was that supposed to make sense?

OMG what?! This was so non sensical that I literally laughed out loud - then I read the replies and literally died laughing =]

I think he's trying to say that his girlfriend won't have an ex anymore because she won't be /his/ girlfriend, assuming she broke up with OP because he punched her. I think.. if not, then, what the ****, bro?

if anything, she'll have two exes. unless you want to get mathematical, in which case two negatives make a positive. but I don't think people work mathematically...

wat11115 0

ah but my friend adding two negatives still makes a negative

That's what happens when a Beiber fan speaks... Or types...

wow... well I hope she's okay. sounds like that would hurt.

mrtoby 0

I think she would be okay... he was half conscious so I'd hope for the best lol

hey,she just might not break up with you.. if you explain..good luck with that

HeroOfTime13 0

i dont know if i should call you a wimp for letting yourself get blind sided like that. if your a lover not a fighter start showing some extra love for that poor girl.