By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 183
You deserved it 3 456

Same thing different taste

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Oh dear. Awkward... What was your reaction? :3 Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.

fxdxhk90 0

Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.


SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Oh dear. Awkward... What was your reaction? :3 Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

And you replied to me because...? Your comment is totally unrelated to mine ._.

ummm no thats because stupid ***** like to comment to the first comment to get their pointless comment seen :D ...oh shit

Ahaha, similar thing happened to me. I'm so so sorry for you. XD --------

sexymessy 0

Wahhh cry a river over someone leaving a reply to your comment. Why do you honestly care so much?

ryguy997 0

ummmmm... akward... atleast they have a healthy sex life =)

ryguy997 0

find the key and flush it down the toilet.

because people with pointless comments ruin it for people with comments which DO make sense by filling up the entire first pagez. on topic. ouch, that must've been a traumatic experience.

How can two people be on top of each other and both be handcuffed? And how does the second person get handcuffed if the only other person in the room is already handcuffed... :l

your parents sicken me but sounds funny at the same time FYL

SarcasticSoviet 0

WOW. umm, your life sucks. unless you helped them out in such situations before, there is nooo way you deserved this one, haha.

ryguy997 0

I hurt a kid cuz my whole family is African and he called me a n*****.

telepathetic 0
telepathetic 0

**** you moderators, how come i can say cracker all i want but i can't say nigga, I'm ******* black.

snocap12 0

PERSONALLY i think that no one should say stuff like that no matter what race....if its offending for a white person to say it then technically it should be JUST as offending for a black person to say it...your just insulting yourself. I saw some guys almost push a guy down a full set of bleachers at my school once because he happened to say that while singing along with a rap song...he didnt mean any insult but since it was already in the song by the singer he almost got very hurt....i think that is RIDICULOUS and hypocritical

and the lesson here is: don't grow up to be a bondage freak. :P

lol bondage is the most common fetish theres almost nothing creepy about it when its just handcuffs

I think it would be more like suicide... "...Now I`m standing on the rooftop ready to fall (ready to fall) I think I'm at the edge now but I could be wrong I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall..."

Hey lyrics guy. Here's a request: For this FML you should use Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Here's part of it: "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no Soul to tell Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get Away from myself I want to f**k you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to f**k you like an animal" Now do more stuff like that. In fact, you could just google the topic and use whatever songs come up on it. :]

OMG THAT REMINDED ME OF THE GREATEST SONG IN HISTORY!!! "...You and me baby aint nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel..." Though for future reference, i would prefer requests as messages so as to not clog up FMLs :)

But I wanted everyone to know it was MY idea lol. Alright, if I have any more, I'll message them to you.

Mmk deal PS any requests do get credit at the bottomof my post anywho

i hope to god you just ran out of the room and didn't actually stay in there and help them find them....... ugh. xp

EffYourLifee 0

everybody has parents. -.- you might as well say ydi for being born

Agreed, OP should have killed them long ago.

batman doesn't.... batman doesn't have parents