Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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pannap 0
agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....
yikes_fyl 0
yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...
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Comments (95)
zoocity13 5
seriously buddy? not even an FML its an FHL. im sure you wouldnt want a bush in your face. quit being selfish and cut the jungle
allieallie 0
ewww haha get some Nair on that shit
WearingHats 14
Jungle fever bro.
coolkiid999 0
this is fake I saw something like this on youtube
thethingthatshou 4
just shave it's easy plus everything looks grander and makes running and stuff more comfortable
jessamy_brit 5
ew........
Chrissy44 0
You're supposed to trim
plopyer10 8
God damn I hate when people say win
Adovock 6
Okay I see a lot of different opinions, so let's take a vote... Would you women rather have your man SHAVE or just TRIM? If he shaves, it'll get prickly if he forgets to after a couple of days and you have sex, but it would probably be more comfortable besides that.
praetor_fml 3
one word: manscaping.