By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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pannap 0

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

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yikes_fyl 0

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

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Rainbowsareshiny 0

hmm well my friends and i made a promise that we wouldn't give head until we got our braces off, in order to prevent this. sigh. well at least you two learned right? haha ahem. sucks for you (#1 "or maybe not") ps. trim

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pannap 0

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

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yikes_fyl 0

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

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k_tumble 0

How on Earth did that happen... I'v had braces but pubes never went anywhere near. You need to trim or something, you must be FULL of hair down there... and she needs to change her techniques.

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Natalie2k8 6

I think your girlfriend, not you, should be saying f**k my life. Getting a hair in your mouth while giving a ******** is nasty enough!

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pacmanaids 0

I can't believe anyone can sympathize with you. Guys want girls to shave, why would it be any different the other way around? Hair is gross man. And it's easier for guys to shave than girls, I don't understand why you guys insist on keeping a bush.

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krty402 7

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ronton 4

Plus guys have hair above and below that area, so if we shave there it looks weird in comparison

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

90 is technically right, vaginas don't have hair. Your ****** is not the entire genital area. Only the hole where menstrual fluid and children come out is the ******. The rest is called the vulva. Your vulva has hair. Your ****** does not.

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Hugeness 0

Like #11 said, shave that shit. Girls don't wanna go looking through the jungle for Tarzan son.

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mikeloyst 0

dude, you gotta loose the abe lincon. Keep it baby smooth when you have a girlfriend my man

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