Aww, that makes me sad to even think about, so awk :/

Eat shit, #4

Jesus...wtf were you doing?

at least if you get married you can tell your kids i cut my tongue for your father lol

You're supposed to take the spoon out of the coffee... I'm surprised you're not half blind.

you were trying to be sexy while licking your spoon, weren't you ;] if so you deserved it if not, i'm so sorry..that really really sucks. :{

if you manage to cut yourself with a spoon, I hope you don't handle knives often.

that would suck. i hurt myself easily, too. when i sprained my ankle, i had the genius idea of going up the stairs with them. i actually made it. but then, i had to go down the stairs, and ... let's just say i ended up with an even worse foot and a bruised elbow and knee. maybe that will make you feel better. (:

GREAT GOING, GENIUS :D

No pussy eating for you ;)