Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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Top comments
pannap 0
agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....
yikes_fyl 0
yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...
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Comments (95)
tayy1234 0
nasty!!!!! dude trim it up!!!! like really!!!
turdburgers 0
Gross. Trim.
yellowaro 0
i vote trim. shaving gets prickly.
LoveToSmile101 0
Eww trim please nobody wants a jungle down there..
nofeckingfair 0
trust me, trimming for the win it's more appealing. And if you ask your girl to wax then you're just a hypocritical arsehole p.s your girl is incompetent, it's not that hard to give even a decent one, what the hell was she doing? trying to gnaw your **** off?
Ginjar420 0
incompetent? are you kidding me? He said she got HIS pubes stuck in HER braces. Nothing with getting a bad bj, she only didn't finish. If he can't trim for her, he doesn't deserve anything from her. It's disgusting to get hair in your mouth.
hawaii_love 0
HAHA "gnaw his **** off." win. !
pyrofeng 4
#23 - I told my boyfriend the same thing :) cause I was worried like #5... xp but he said he'd chance it. Haha I am so sorry you didn't get one. Trim and try again? If she is willing. haha
jdkfgkjdfb 0
Dude, that's disgusting…
seb12992 0
YDI, trim that shit. F her life.
sgallman90 0
agree with 31.. shave that shit ... at least trim man c' mon
Ginjar420 0
eww trim