Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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Top comments
pannap 0
agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....
yikes_fyl 0
yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...
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Comments (95)
oogyboogy 6
What was she 12 you pedophile
imlovingmylife 8
What? 12? You do know adults can have braces, right? Or did that thought never occur to you?
imadonkeymoo 0
peepee
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
ROFL at #12
DemonicAngel151 0
-_- men always nag at the girls to keep their arms AND private areas smooth, maybe us girls wouldnt mind something less...hairy...O_e
ontariowarrior 3
It's harder for a guy to trim
hahahathis 0
Rainforestes are for parrots not for ********.
greengirl8 0
Gross! You guys BOTH must suck with your sex lives. She can't suck and you have a bunch a hair!
im_a_dinosaur 0
time for a trim? dude even guys shuldnt have tht much hair down there. you are meant to trim it loser
Compass 0
If she tried to blow you, how did your hair get stuck in her braces? How do you even kiss? Unless you mean pubes.
Squander 3
I love... I love the pubes. Every time I see an FML that involves pubic hair I have to comment saying this. I. Love. The. Hair. Shaving's ghey. hahaha
uhohuscrewedup 0
good that u didn't, it hurts when they have braces on
97currie 0
This just isn't true. I have braces and I do perfectly fine; the front of the teeth aren't supposed to touch you anyways lol.