Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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pannap 0
agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....
yikes_fyl 0
yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...
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Comments (95)
podrummer9209 0
Yeah uh... Razors are cheap, and with a steady hand there isn't much to worry about. Be a man about it and clean up. You'll get more head that way, I swear. #5: Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker! XD
Laughing_is_cool 4
ahahahaha. Dude that would be so gross to get hair stuck in your braces
x0bayby 0
yum
justdance45 0
shave.
blueworld_fml 0
To everyone saying "shave!" i would just say that some girls aren't entirely comfortable with a GUY who is completely shaved; it makes some guys look prepubescent. I would trim it to prevent this and TALK to her to see if she's comfortable/would like to see you shaved.
tdawgheath 0
it feels better trimmed too...even if you're not completely shaved, it's just not in the way and all that.
christopherlove 0
Hold up, pacmanaids. How on earth can shaving be easier for a man than a woman? Have YOU ever tried shaving a scrotum, or anything resembling the extremely thin, wrinkly, insanely sensitive skin of a sac-bag?
Ginjar420 0
well skip that part but woman have very sensitive areas as well. And she has more, sorry to say.
LaidToRest48 9
i shave my ball sack and i never cut it lol its not that sensitive
ronton 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
For a woman it's flat and fairly firm. For a guy it's bumpy, rollie, and change shape and consistency at will
holly_fly 34
The area around a ****** is just as wrinkly, sensitive, and thin. And I don't expect my man to shave his balls. Just the area around them. However, the aforementioned skin type is all a woman really has down there. So, yes, most of us have.
Sebastian69 0
Dude I'm pretty sure someone invented this crazy thing used to prevent situations like this from occuring. IT'S CALLED A RAZOR.
IloveFML1 0
ew thats fuking nasty. i have braces and i cant imagine getting hair in them! ewwww
KaiXtc 0
This is why i tell my boyfriend.. no head till the braces are off. [:
firedude234 0
or tell him shave