By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 641
You deserved it 4 128

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If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.

Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.

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xrawritsashleyx 11

What a douche. Guys suck. And girls don't understand boundaries. The end.

If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.

#3 Agreed, you normally end with that statement

I hardly think that using it a couple times counts as "normally."

Ooh, you are very lucky! A threesome oh my!

What a dick! Time to break up with him

Worst excuse ever.

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I think 27 meant the boyfriends excuse was the worst excuse ever.

70- wait... what do people think I mean? I'm obviously talking about the boyfriend.

DKjazz 20

Because you replied to 4, people assumed you were talking about his post.

87- When you thread-jack it makes it challenging to understand your comment.

I think #68 is saying the word "cunt" is equally as offensive and sexist as the word "dick". ....it's not.

Bubbelz 24

Indeed, "dick" is a friendly word. Cunt is evil. That's why people may name their children Dick, only to call them cunts once found out their children are cunts.

Yea, "cunt" is one of those words that can only be used in a derogatory way. No one calls someone a cunt as a term of endearment.

not true I still talk to one of my exes and lovingly refer to him as a cunt faced choad gremlin :)

Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.

Maybe he's never met a monogamous person in such intimacy before.

n_epic_fail 14

Sounds like you haven't been around long....

Actually plenty of cultures don't practice monogamy, so it's possible (if the boyfriend was from a different part of the world) that intimacy between good friends might not be looked down upon. Then again I have no idea how culturally diverse Maryland is, as I've never been.

chell1894 13

The most common thing in the United States is to settle down at some point in a monogamous relationship. Not saying everyone but cultural wise that's the most common. And this guy is just stupid or selfish.

My ex was heading this way with his "best friend". We broke up before it go that far, but I'm pretty sure that they're friends with benefits now. It happens

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Wow! Not cool!

Dump him, ditch him, bobbit him, do want you want but don't fuck him anymore, let this b an eye opener to you about such effing idoitic dumpholes...

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Who cares? He shouldn't be cheating.

That is completely irrelevant in this, he should be faithful, plain and simple.

It is completely irrelevant. Unless non-monogamy is agreed upon, faithfulness is a necessary part of a relationship's survival, regardless of if you're having sex or not!

Just don't let FML give you the wrong impression of men. It's not just with friends!

Haha great comment!

Haha, you're about to get buried because there's a button and private chat for that.

54- As well as you.

54, then let them learn and get buried.

54- I just gave them a thumbs up JUST because you said that.

Too be fair, most of the people who comment about liking pleo get buried, unless of course you point out the system in which it doth reverse

Tell him you've been bonking his brother to get to know the family

Hell yeah that would be my answer too

I hope he's your ex now OP. You deserve better. :)

How do you know she deserves better? Maybe she cheats on her boyfriend all of the time and enjoys kicking puppies into flooding rivers.

How do you know she deserves better?

I'm pretty sure that question was already asked.

TeamKelly 10

34, well that escalated quickly.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Best friend? Sure!