Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
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Senseless_487 29
If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.
Fsvb 32
Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.
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Comments (170)
xrawritsashleyx 11
What a douche. Guys suck. And girls don't understand boundaries. The end.
Senseless_487 29
If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.
cja33 8
Agreed!
ry24 12
#3 Agreed, you normally end with that statement
Senseless_487 29
I hardly think that using it a couple times counts as "normally."
Milliemoo5 6
Ooh, you are very lucky! A threesome oh my!
ShannyAK 16
What a dick! Time to break up with him
daniel_dd31 13
Worst excuse ever.
MoeT8979 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How bout we don't use sexist slander #4, we all know how you females don't like bein called ***** even though ya call guys every name in the book
ShyAnn29 14
I think 27 meant the boyfriends excuse was the worst excuse ever.
daniel_dd31 13
70- wait... what do people think I mean? I'm obviously talking about the boyfriend.
DKjazz 20
Because you replied to 4, people assumed you were talking about his post.
MitChell127 5
87- When you thread-jack it makes it challenging to understand your comment.
Ameel_fml 19
I think #68 is saying the word "****" is equally as offensive and sexist as the word "dick". ....it's not.
Bubbelz 25
Indeed, "dick" is a friendly word. **** is evil. That's why people may name their children Dick, only to call them ***** once found out their children are *****.
fml121785 14
Yea, "****" is one of those words that can only be used in a derogatory way. No one calls someone a **** as a term of endearment.
AngelSpit 18
not true I still talk to one of my exes and lovingly refer to him as a **** faced choad gremlin :)
Fsvb 32
Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.
CheeseHater 23
Maybe he's never met a monogamous person in such intimacy before.
n_epic_fail 14
Sounds like you haven't been around long....
evig_fml 16
Actually plenty of cultures don't practice monogamy, so it's possible (if the boyfriend was from a different part of the world) that intimacy between good friends might not be looked down upon. Then again I have no idea how culturally diverse Maryland is, as I've never been.
chell1894 13
The most common thing in the United States is to settle down at some point in a monogamous relationship. Not saying everyone but cultural wise that's the most common. And this guy is just stupid or selfish.
melsweet 19
My ex was heading this way with his "best friend". We broke up before it go that far, but I'm pretty sure that they're friends with benefits now. It happens
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Wow! Not cool!
Jac_d_ipper 10
Dump him, ditch him, bobbit him, do want you want but don't **** him anymore, let this b an eye opener to you about such effing idoitic dumpholes...
nottheyoungest 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Have you been performing badly? Or have you had sex with him at all?
Pixie_styx89 15
Who cares? He shouldn't be cheating.
SunAndMoon427 12
That is completely irrelevant in this, he should be faithful, plain and simple.
Sputnikspak 13
It is completely irrelevant. Unless non-monogamy is agreed upon, faithfulness is a necessary part of a relationship's survival, regardless of if you're having sex or not!
Pleonasm 35
Just don't let FML give you the wrong impression of men. It's not just with friends!
Molson87 3
Haha great comment!
Catkam623 27
Haha, you're about to get buried because there's a button and private chat for that.
AssTard 15
54- As well as you.
CaptTeemo 10
54, then let them learn and get buried.
banananread112 5
54- I just gave them a thumbs up JUST because you said that.
Bakarra 22
Too be fair, most of the people who comment about liking pleo get buried, unless of course you point out the system in which it doth reverse
EllyMo 15
Tell him you've been bonking his brother to get to know the family
Sugarita 7
Hell yeah that would be my answer too
brittyboo123 35
I hope he's your ex now OP. You deserve better. :)
Cartera 10
How do you know she deserves better? Maybe she cheats on her boyfriend all of the time and enjoys kicking puppies into flooding rivers.
brittyboo123 35
Good point :p
MoeT8979 8
How do you know she deserves better?
brittyboo123 35
I'm pretty sure that question was already asked.
TeamKelly 10
34, well that escalated quickly.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Best friend? Sure!