Money, Babysitter and Kids: Take this

Take this

By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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I quit!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By hugs511 - 25/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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Extended play

By Not a babysitter - 09/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I taught a kid piano for a two hour lesson. The mom left to do some errands, and by the time two hours was up, she texted me asking to watch the kid for another "15 minutes" while she returned home. No problem, she had the money too, so I stayed. Four hours later, she showed up, and refused to pay me extra. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 03:36 - United States

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

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By Thanks a lot - 23/10/2015 01:27 - United States - Chestnut Hill

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:56

FYL for babysitting Donkey Kong's kids.

coopcas 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:01

Punch her in the face, and smear the banana in her eyes before you take her wallet.

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WTFKuro 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:50

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A83_fml 18

Wednesday 22 July 2009 13:25

how bout taking the tv?

MrGlad 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:39

You're taking that shit? You could do something unresponable, like paying yourself if you know what I mean...or maybe just come back later and explain to them how you got paid. Even if their on a hangover, they'll understand the trouble they gave you and pay you extra.

Manpersonguythin 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:08

WELL GEE. I WONDER WHY THE KIDS ARE SO AWFUL. I hate irresponsible parents. They're gonna end up just like the parents.

zidane312 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:18

LOL A BANANA!

kiki123_55555 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:18

haha. tht suxxx soooooo bad. my mom used to pay my sisters , brothers, and my babysiter 20an hour. wen they were drunk wen they came home they ususally payed them more not less

sixtimessix 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 0:42

I e I e I will always love youuuu

DrAwesome 6

Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:56

FYL for babysitting Donkey Kong's kids.

lessthanbee 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:58

dr awesome, ftw. best comment ever.

sazure 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:57

Win.

Lisasimpsonfan 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:58

I wouldn't have left without more money. It is really is a FYL for being stupid enough to accept 3 bux and a banana.

rairai 13

Wednesday 22 September 2010 11:11

i was about to write the exact same thing, you deserve it if you would accept that!

coopcas 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:01

Punch her in the face, and smear the banana in her eyes before you take her wallet.

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:51

Oh DrAwesome, that was awesome. GUESS THAT'S WHY THAT'S YOUR NAME... As for the OP: Sucks. Sucks bad. No wonder the kids are obnoxious. But hey, if this happens often, you can get good child-raising skills from it and whip their kids into shape.

Rizzen 27

Thursday 3 April 2014 1:46

you ******* fail^

Chr0nicdreamz 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:03

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amatayo 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:03

the next morning go back and recieve the rest of your money

gorguz14evar 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:06

I wouldnt stand for that tbh. FYL for recieving a banana?

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 16:05

oh what the hell, i didn't respond to this post. Oh well.

prettykitty123 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:19

Aweeee! FYL. I bet you got home, told your parents and they gave you some money, and called them to scold at and you would know never to baby sit there again(: at least I know my mommy would of done that for me.

dolphinlvr7 24

Wednesday 20 April 2016 13:10

Wow you're annoying

prettykitty123 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:23

Mmmm I hade buhnannuh

prettykitty123 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:26

Mmm I hade buhnannuh

mystomachurts 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:05

um wow... what else does your MOMMY do for you? Hold your hand, spoon feed you mushed up carrots, read you a book and tuck you into bed? Not everyone out there has their mommy or daddy to go running to anytime they get screwed over out in the real world. And why should your mom give you money? You did a job for someone else, not her.