By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 06:32 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
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perdix 29

Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life. You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions. I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.

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perdix 29

Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life. You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions. I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.

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jkemp1984 10

she must really love you of she stays with you even though you "suck dick at ******* pussy"

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iluvhairybush 0

Practice makes perfect but in your case you need a miracle.

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Smeagol648 0

lol you were having sex while watching TV?

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reesey0809 0

I suggest you get some porno's and start taking notes because if the tv is more exciting than you, bro u've got a problem...FYL 4 real

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AjLover 0

wow maybe read tips for sex to better them

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alxvolleyball7 0

28 you sound like a moron

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AjLover 0

nah I don't talk shit on website :) soo bye ! no life these days I swear

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sricious 0

why don't you put on some **** next time.. maybe it'll get her to be a freak.. oh and perhaps it works if you treat her like a pornstar.. girls often like that;)..

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bayonet 0

op it sounds like you either have a small penis or just don't know how to use it. either way ydi

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