Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Dude…

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 18:00

Today, I told my girlfriend that I miss the amazing sex life we used to have, as we haven't had sex in months. She accidentally blurted out, "Well, I've still got one." It seems our neighbour has taken over my role in the bedroom. FML

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By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By homerde - 05/02/2011 06:29 - France

Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

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By peacexout108 - 08/11/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

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By ouch - 09/08/2009 01:56 - Brazil

Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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By pear8head - 08/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 06:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was having sexy time with my girlfriend when she said she needed to pee. She came back 5 minutes later and started talking about how she hasn't seen her best friend in ages and misses her. Needless to say, I couldn't get the man downstairs back up when we continued. FML

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By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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stopthepuck 0

Friday 27 January 2017 18:03

She took love thy neighbor a little too seriously

tosdyke 16

Friday 27 January 2017 18:28

...time for a new girlfriend

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stopthepuck 0

Friday 27 January 2017 18:03

She took love thy neighbor a little too seriously

diisneygirl 2

Friday 27 January 2017 18:04

Ouch. That sucks. Im sorry

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 January 2017 18:14

I hope you mean EX-... Ugh, I can't do it!

Soninuva 41

Saturday 28 January 2017 0:21

Sure you can; you write stupid and meaningless comments all the time!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 January 2017 3:35

I write creative and meaningful comments. You just don't like them. I don't waste everyone's time with "Aw, I'm sorry," "That sucks," and "I hope you mean ex-girlfriend." You're free to do that -- seems about right for you.

tosdyke 16

Friday 27 January 2017 18:28

...time for a new girlfriend

cootiequeen4444 11

Friday 27 January 2017 18:42

I really hope you are the primary owner of your home. if you consigned it could be messy. And if it is primarily hers than you can't really take my suggestion for a fact unless you like serious repercussions. but I really think that, if were you, I'd probably take all her shit and throw on the curb and tell my cheating twatwaffle of a SO they'd better be quick and get their stuff before they're sharing more than their genitals with the neighbors. Also, I'd tell them good luck on finding a new place and it's a shame all good things must come to an end and my only regret is it wasn't months ago. Bye Felicia. (yes, I can be a petty bitch sometimes. but with a cheater, c could ya blame a person? )

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 27 January 2017 22:38

Maybe she'll move in with the neighbour. Wouldn't that be awkward unless OP has a nice big fence between them.

Isa_fml 20

Friday 27 January 2017 19:08

Sorry to hear that. :( Dump her ass.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 January 2017 19:53

I don't think that's necessary. She has beaten him to the punch.

rgetting 24

Friday 27 January 2017 20:26

I doubt her saying she's screwing the neighbor was blurted out accidentally.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Friday 27 January 2017 22:34

The audacity of her. WOW, you think you know someone & then this happens.

rohan111993 13

Saturday 28 January 2017 20:38

I'm really sorry but I guess the wording of this post makes no sense to me.. how do you infer from that quote that she's cheating with the neighbour or even having sex at all?