By Anonymous


  Today, I told my girlfriend that I miss the amazing sex life we used to have, as we haven't had sex in months. She accidentally blurted out, "Well, I've still got one." It seems our neighbour has taken over my role in the bedroom. FML
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By  cootiequeen4444  |  11

I really hope you are the primary owner of your home. if you consigned it could be messy. And if it is primarily hers than you can't really take my suggestion for a fact unless you like serious repercussions. but I really think that, if were you, I'd probably take all her shit and throw on the curb and tell my cheating twatwaffle of a SO they'd better be quick and get their stuff before they're sharing more than their genitals with the neighbors. Also, I'd tell them good luck on finding a new place and it's a shame all good things must come to an end and my only regret is it wasn't months ago. Bye Felicia. (yes, I can be a petty bitch sometimes. but with a cheater, c
could ya blame a person? )

By  Isa_fml  |  20

Sorry to hear that. :( Dump her ass.

By  rohan111993  |  13

I'm really sorry but I guess the wording of this post makes no sense to me.. how do you infer from that quote that she's cheating with the neighbour or even having sex at all?