Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 06:32 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

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Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta

Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:06

Move the TV back out of your room :).

perdix 29

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:29

Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life. You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions. I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:17

How is this different than a guy getting a bj while playing video games? I'm not saying I'd do either, but I don't understand how this makes him a crappy lover and her a dead fish, while the other seems to be considered the height of awesomeness for so many guys here. =

nvadams 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:29

You should turn the TV off next time. Sex tends to be better when you can really focus on what's going on.

equality05 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:14

lazy

food9279 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:04

"Oh my god!"

jdfml90 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:45

Foreplay. spend more time on it, and turn the tv off or at least put some music on it.

jennocide 0

Friday 20 August 2010 2:54

to the dumbass with the clit comment you need more experience buddy. the fact is that all orgasms are clitoral and it's not just what is on re surface. on the other hand I'm glad other chicks get into television programs while getting boned.

DjeePee 24

Friday 20 August 2010 20:19

*laughs very hard at 'all orgasms are clitoral" comment* Doctor DjeePee to the rescue! tatatatadaa.

bontox 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:43

Okay, man…here is the battle plan: find out what it was she was watching, record it, play it…always. Lastly, and most importantly, start referring to your penis as the title of the program in question. Yes, you are welcome.