Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3
I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-
Smyth 3
When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".
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Comments (111)
shine_lika_boss 0
see u done gotten to arrogant to ********** needa stay in tuned with ur star fucken player lol
dudenextdoor 0
what do u know about getting laid big guy?
loski87 4
yea she's ******* someone else op...
alexarose 0
you must have really missed her
indi80 0
nice cleavage
rider45 0
lmao
alonzo368 5
what happened to legonut
TNB_xACiDiC 0
LOL how is that even possible?? hahahhahahaha! omg thats sad OP hahah
sourgirl101 29
Just because sex is over for you, doesn't mean it can't continue. Get a hand down there, hell get a mouth even an elbow. Something, to say you're trying to please her. All you guys complaining about girls being teases, it goes both ways.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
106 your right:) but i put my hand & mouth down first then last about 30 minutes haha then its over lol
jbiebersheart 0
ydi for having sex ydi for having relationship problems ydi for having a relationship ydi for being born.
snaketamer 0
yea you should have "done your business" before hand. u would have lasted much longer......and the real question is did you stop after you came?
rizz112 0
lol