By KayPlay - United States Today, I wore my best suit to an interview. I was told they didn't have any knight shifts available. FML I agree, your life sucks 1148 You deserved it 63 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hotmama - United States Today, I was nice to my son's friend. He's 27 and needs to get a life. Now he won't stop texting me and flirting. I will have to escort him back, not just to the "friend zone", but to the "I'm twice your age and your friend's mom zone". FML I agree, your life sucks 6834 You deserved it 590 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - United States - Klamath Falls Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML I agree, your life sucks 4988 You deserved it 665 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mj - United States Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML I agree, your life sucks 47214 You deserved it 3354 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I was refereeing at a kids' soccer tournament and a deer ran across one of the fields. Some of the parents then claimed that a deer on the field meant a free kick. FML I agree, your life sucks 1523 You deserved it 108 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Thievery Ltd. Today, I saw a neglected potted palm tree on the front porch of what I thought was an empty house down the street from me. I took it home to nurse it back to health. When I got home from work, it was gone. Later, when taking a walk, I spotted the palm, right back on the porch I'd taken it from. FML I agree, your life sucks 443 You deserved it 2361 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML I agree, your life sucks 65646 You deserved it 9940 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - United States Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML I agree, your life sucks 9589 You deserved it 41886 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hh - United States - Clear Lake Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 41543 You deserved it 7206 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By only my life - United States - Concord Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML I agree, your life sucks 53694 You deserved it 6703 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not_dead_yet - United States Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people who's work was also there. When we got back police were every where. Someone had broken and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML I agree, your life sucks 49660 You deserved it 5279 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pink_cupcakes - Australia Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML I agree, your life sucks 51756 You deserved it 4760 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML I agree, your life sucks 22368 You deserved it 10034 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heifer - United States Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML I agree, your life sucks 52788 You deserved it 21276 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Iwtumn - Austria - Deutschlandsberg Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML I agree, your life sucks 32942 You deserved it 7150 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Iknoweverything - United States - Mankato Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML I agree, your life sucks 37623 You deserved it 3189 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bawsack Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML I agree, your life sucks 2321 You deserved it 3010 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Firequeen Today I visited my boyfriend's house for Thanksgiving. The fast food from the drive made me really need to poop, so I did my business and flipped on the air vent. Turns out the vent sparked a hot spot in the attic and caused a fire. I literally set my boyfriend's house on fire with my shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 11285 You deserved it 993 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Flooded - United States Today, I was looking forward to coming home to a freshly-cooked meal. Coming home to a cowering dog, two inches of water on the floor, and being handed a mop is just as good, I guess. FML I agree, your life sucks 26943 You deserved it 3506 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unsatisfying - Australia Countdown Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 26382 You deserved it 15500 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sad_panda - United States Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML I agree, your life sucks 46124 You deserved it 6921 191 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Average - United States Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 34641 You deserved it 3869 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By footinmouth - United States Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML I agree, your life sucks 11886 You deserved it 38578 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML I agree, your life sucks 41698 You deserved it 13603 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML I agree, your life sucks 30581 You deserved it 10343 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Montrose Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML I agree, your life sucks 41128 You deserved it 3403 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 20203 You deserved it 63130 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Goodtimes Trust Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 1684 You deserved it 117 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rmonk - United States - Naperville Today, I went to my required district science fair with my project about gliders and was a bit unprepared in terms of personal knowledge on the science behind gliders. I was hoping I would get a judge who didn't know a lot about aerodynamics. One of my judges was a glider pilot. FML I agree, your life sucks 11663 You deserved it 22780 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By doubletrouble - United States Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 46165 You deserved it 4669 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Saskatoon Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 31484 You deserved it 6773 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nzkristy - New Zealand Today, I got sent home from work for appearing stoned/under the influence of drugs. I suffer from severe hay fever, which no antihistamine has fixed yet, hence the red and glassy eyes. FML I agree, your life sucks 30852 You deserved it 2257 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By youngsamoo92 - United States - Houston Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML I agree, your life sucks 11482 You deserved it 2921 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stuck - United States Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 31628 You deserved it 10876 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kittykatkrunch - Australia Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out I asked him about it. He replied. "Don't worry babe, she is perfect and way too good for me". FML I agree, your life sucks 39632 You deserved it 3046 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By edhalen - United States Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 13937 You deserved it 64158 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Morristown Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML I agree, your life sucks 15769 You deserved it 4025 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By worsethanzombies - Spain Today, my car crashed and the only refuge was at a nearby house, the resident of which was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML I agree, your life sucks 34019 You deserved it 4851 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JZ - New Zealand Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't. And I therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on p11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML I agree, your life sucks 33829 You deserved it 13126 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justhelpful - Austria - Mils Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML I agree, your life sucks 30008 You deserved it 2019 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mothertucker Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML I agree, your life sucks 3605 You deserved it 655 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40 #6709368 - Friday 4 November 2016 17:18 That's actually pretty clever. Send a private message 20 1 Reply
By Sayeret_Matkal | 18 #6709372 - Friday 4 November 2016 17:22 First FML photo that has made me chuckle, great caption KayPlay! Send a private message 15 1 Reply
By KyoshiroT | 32 #6709339 - Friday 4 November 2016 15:43 Wow, two jokes in one. Send a private message 9 2 Reply
By pungij | 7 #6709356 - Friday 4 November 2016 16:30 Not everyday, you see someone wearing a suit like that. I like it Send a private message 7 1 Reply
By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40 #6709368 - Friday 4 November 2016 17:18 That's actually pretty clever. Send a private message 20 1 Reply
By Sayeret_Matkal | 18 #6709372 - Friday 4 November 2016 17:22 First FML photo that has made me chuckle, great caption KayPlay! Send a private message 15 1 Reply
By xxDeeStar | 27 #6709387 - Friday 4 November 2016 18:05 That's genius haha! Good one. Send a private message 4 1 Reply
By torrea | 19 #6709390 - Friday 4 November 2016 18:09 Ahhh, that's a nice one. Send a private message 3 0 Reply
By wow2mylife | 25 #6709434 - Friday 4 November 2016 20:10 nice play on words Send a private message 3 0 Reply
By StoneColdShaky | 7 #6709566 - Saturday 5 November 2016 5:59 Well played Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By majesticous | 29 #6709627 - Saturday 5 November 2016 13:07 If a bro tells you to suit up, the bro must suit up without hesitation. Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By DarkPrinceT | 3 #6709687 - Saturday 5 November 2016 18:10 This caption is the best I've seen. But seriously how hard would it be to implement a dislike button? Everyone wants one, every other fml has one, so why not pictures? Send a private message 3 2 Reply
Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea.... I agree, your life sucks 497 You deserved it 74 6 Comments
Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s... I agree, your life sucks 475 You deserved it 387 6 Comments