Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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DisturbedCupcake 3
I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-
Smyth 3
When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".
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Comments (111)
jellyfish_735 0
maybe it's a sign to move on :p
swiftcreek2007 0
you sound like Brandon
RogueAgent327 0
Haha, that's funny. Women determine when we guys have sex and men determine when it's over.
brownlace 0
that's totally insulting to get off that fast
skyeyez9 25
Next time make sure your woman is satisfied before you are!
wreckchaser 0
I'm the reason for your girlfriend problems and she told me you are always a 10 second man
zbennett 0
this happens to the best of us kid.. lol ok maybe it doesn't.. better luck next time.
tammy_112 0
gutted
puertoricansgirl 0
have you never heard Katt Williams say to get rid of the first nut? your an idiot.
tj79 3
hahaha sucks to be you. you know that if you take matters in your own hands in between the times you have sex that wouldn't happen mr speedy