Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3
I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-
Smyth 3
When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".
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Comments (111)
t9x_fml 0
10 seconds. must be a record.
j5p332 6
sex isn't likely to solve any problem
overthrownopt 0
thats what whiskey's for. take a few shots and tear it up!
sallen0046 4
YDI for thinking sex is over in 10 seconds just because you finished. There's an endless numbers of alternative solutions to such a problem, and if you're as ignorant about relationships as you are about sex there's absolutely no wonder your having "problems".
2igutierrez31 2
ydi always plz the gf b4 urself
lawlatyourfml 0
you're ******* stupid. you've got 2 hands for a ****** reason.
epistaxisdigitor_fml 0
learn to wank, and learn to give your girl oral. maybe that will help your "relationship problems". Loser.
deviousstang 0
find a new girlfriend prude ass bitch
Lane2224 0
wheb i read this i automaticly thought of the song jizzed in my pants.
TOL_fml 6
sorry to hear that op. A little practice and you'll be fine. There's a lot of ppl saying 'beat the meat' (which you should consider) funny story actually... One day my older brother was home with a bunch of his friends and they were talkin' bout "beating the meat". My little brother over heard there convo. and asked what it meant,they told him. Before ya know it, I come home from practice and walk by his room. With his door wide open i see him punching his little dick! It was so funny!!! (he's only 4)