Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3
I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-
Smyth 3
When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".
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Comments (111)
garders 0
hey you could have been blowin your load on other bitches, but instead you saved it all for her. good job on being faithful.
lovinit5683 0
Haha less than 10 seconds. No wonder you guys are having problems. Wow..
TheBestManEver 0
I bet the OP enjoys "Minutemaid" juice.
bitemeeplz 0
hahaha thats actually hella funny..
kellykerplunkk 0
ahhhhhhh sucks.
wanted4myeyez 7
hmmmm....u must have been a quickie before and ur time just got shorter.
heyfuq 1
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in like a week because we've been having problems. it took him longer to get his socks off than his rocks off. FML I ****** his friend later. I feel better now.
Granddragon 0
lmao, I like that rhyme at the end. I'm writing that one down....
TNB_xACiDiC 0
iLmfao! thats ****** up haha it took him longer to take his socks off then his rocks off! hahahah classic
PrettySmile24 0
wow.. sorry buddy but you fail.. big time..
triggerit 5
you like a rabbit... fast and senseless...
yazmi_09 3
lmfao 10 seconds?!?! that sucks I feel bad for your girl
lillibeth 0
wait what?