Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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DisturbedCupcake 3
I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-
Smyth 3
When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".
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Comments (111)
Gaga321 0
I will be very dispointed in the person who will ruin the 6969
dibdidit_fml 0
easy fix to that, you take 5 min to get down on her and then you get in there again!!!!
rjeezy14 0
Lmfao!!!
dtjunki 0
thats kinda pathetic. wont lie. I go for at least 15 minutes if not more, and im a girl
cajekraze 7
Change condoms and keep going you selfish ass. Help her get off too.
JCLPASCUAL 4
WTF MAN XD you have been jackin' off too much, that's why xD
howrudoin 11
P.E. is a bitch lol... shoulda been building your stamina with your hands lol. or rub one out be4 you and your gurl get in action.
violetsweety 26
o_O. Male Enhancement Pills?
scooter69 0
wow that's pretty sad dude! fail...
shitdayuuuum 0
how's that even possible. hahah