By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Kazze 31

Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.

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ZombieVampirez 24

She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP

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Tigger_Cat 10

It's better than a text message or a relationship change on Facebook

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iwadasn 32

What'd you do to make her afraid to do it face-to-face? It sounds like she thought you'd react to the break-up violently.

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nphill82 21

Maybe she found out about you sleeping with her sister

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soulcrusher11 16

hahahahahhaha. that's awesome

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Takis_Best 12

What if it wasn't your girlfriend, but some mean prankster instead?

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bigdog80 10

you must of been one crazy boyfriend

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fmlsams 27

Gives a whole new meaning to "ding-dong DITCH." Sorry about that though, OP. If she was immature enough to break up like that, she was too immature to be in the relationship.

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StormGirl142 24

That's really stupid and immature of her. Sorry, OP.

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ari_x3dv 9

Could be worse Could have been a break up note tagged to a flaming pile of dog shit

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soulcrusher11 16

has that happened to people?

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