Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Top comments
Kazze 31
Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.
ZombieVampirez 24
She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP
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Comments (103)
meghancuma 14
Désolé, you'll find someone better
BuckNekkid 22
she did you a favor if she is that childish
jilly19 3
Was it a joke?
doumtabarnack 12
Tabarnack man
liamk_26 16
Stay classy San Diego
Drosophila82 18
that's cruel, makes text break-ups sound so perfect!
earthlyscum 19
****** savage.
ktbell444 5
So I'm guessing 3 years meant of age by the way she acted.
raithkhaos 2
Looks like you got ding-dong-dumped.