By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 17:11 - Belgium

Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML
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DocBastard 38
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"MOM! Your new lipstick tastes funny!"

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6sick6 4
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"Mom, why does your lipstick taste like a vagina?" "How do you know what a vagina tastes like?" ..Awkward silence..

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DocBastard 38
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"MOM! Your new lipstick tastes funny!"

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds awful. Your poor, ignorant mother. Trying to pursue but a bit of temporary pleasure in an otherwise miserable, pointless existence. At least she's intelligent enough to depend on a machine instead of another organic being; those just let you down every time. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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GreatGeak 8
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rofl!!!!

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SmallTownCutie 0

Doc- More like, "Eww, MOM! Why does this lipstick taste like gooey fish??" >:-)

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wwerulez14 6

Doc, the mental picture of that is priceless. Well, when you imagine OP as an 8 year old, the mental picture is priceless.

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besosforme 26
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Ewwww, bad visual!

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MissLizWolf 8
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56: you killed it.

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

nothings wrong with masturbating? whats up ur ass?

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JustFreakingFant 0
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108- It's the fact that OP had thought it was lipstick and was going to use it. And besides, I'm sure if you found out your mom was masturbating you'd be a bit disgusted .

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thatoneguy500 8
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Are you high or just emo

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Bcfrmkc816 17
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Mayum I bet you are tasty

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Life_is_FML 22

You've got some face on your makeup.

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Success4444 12

Why in the world would anyone want to share lipstick with their mother!? You never know where it's been! Hopefully you remember this lesson!

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6sick6 4
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"Mom, why does your lipstick taste like a vagina?" "How do you know what a vagina tastes like?" ..Awkward silence..

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FlameingDuncecap 3
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**awkward turtle**

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stewpididiot 11

hahahahaha!

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Herox 0

awkward moment

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Driftz 3
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And you picked it up why.

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QwertyMcNugget 0

That's the best panda I've ever seen. O.O

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SouthernKid1995 0

um wow. Mom your lipstick is vibrating. mom:.........

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TheUnknown_fml 9
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is it that small you mistook it for vibrator? 0.o

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allmidnighteyes 10
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It was probably a clitoral stimulator. Not every vibrator is designed with the purpose of being shoved in and out of a vagina.

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whoopyouupsideyo 0

they make little vibrators to look like lipstick because some women like to get kinky during the day.

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besosforme 26
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I know they make PocketRockets and such, but since when have vibrators had caps on them??

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Pauline96_fml 20
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Do you really want a vibrator loose in your purse after being used?!

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gigilvrs6 0
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Let's just hope you found out before you tried it out. If you didn't, well let's just say you will be going through the whole day smelling like fish. ;)

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wwerulez14 6

OP's Boyfriend: "Hey, why does your lips smell like a vagina?" OP: "I don't wanna talk about it...."

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kobebryant100 5

your very pretty gigi :)

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Judus_beej 0
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just tell the boyfriend you f&$&'n love fish dicks!

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Anndres 0
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daayyyuumm

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bethan1 4
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Just be glad it started to vibrate before you tried putting it on;)

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shortystar_fml 0

agreed

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val68_fml 0
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funny, there was the exact same FML on the french site yesterday...

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Sirin_fml 46
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It's part of the FML exchange program; VDM gets some of FML's submissions, and vice-versa.

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val68_fml 0
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Ok ! I saw this exange program but in the french site there was a note with the VDM saying it was a translation from the FML site. That's was I was doubtful, sorry !

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