By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 17:11 - Belgium
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"MOM! Your new lipstick tastes funny!"
Sounds awful. Your poor, ignorant mother. Trying to pursue but a bit of temporary pleasure in an otherwise miserable, pointless existence. At least she's intelligent enough to depend on a machine instead of another organic being; those just let you down every time. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
rofl!!!!
Ewwww, bad visual!
56: you killed it.
108- It's the fact that OP had thought it was lipstick and was going to use it. And besides, I'm sure if you found out your mom was masturbating you'd be a bit disgusted .
Are you high or just emo
yummy.
Mayum I bet you are tasty
"Mom, why does your lipstick taste like a vagina?" "How do you know what a vagina tastes like?" ..Awkward silence..
**awkward turtle**
#60 win!
And you picked it up why.
is it that small you mistook it for vibrator? 0.o
It was probably a clitoral stimulator. Not every vibrator is designed with the purpose of being shoved in and out of a vagina.
I know they make PocketRockets and such, but since when have vibrators had caps on them??
Do you really want a vibrator loose in your purse after being used?!
Let's just hope you found out before you tried it out. If you didn't, well let's just say you will be going through the whole day smelling like fish. ;)
just tell the boyfriend you f&$&'n love fish dicks!
daayyyuumm
Just be glad it started to vibrate before you tried putting it on;)
funny, there was the exact same FML on the french site yesterday...
It's part of the FML exchange program; VDM gets some of FML's submissions, and vice-versa.
Ok ! I saw this exange program but in the french site there was a note with the VDM saying it was a translation from the FML site. That's was I was doubtful, sorry !
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"MOM! Your new lipstick tastes funny!"
"Mom, why does your lipstick taste like a vagina?" "How do you know what a vagina tastes like?" ..Awkward silence..