By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 17:11 - Belgium

Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 546
You deserved it 10 918

Same thing different taste

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"Mom, why does your lipstick taste like a ******?" "How do you know what a ****** tastes like?" ..Awkward silence..


Marvin_Android 0

Sounds awful. Your poor, ignorant mother. Trying to pursue but a bit of temporary pleasure in an otherwise miserable, pointless existence. At least she's intelligent enough to depend on a machine instead of another organic being; those just let you down every time. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

SmallTownCutie 0

Doc- More like, "Eww, MOM! Why does this lipstick taste like gooey fish??" >:-)

wwerulez14 6

Doc, the mental picture of that is priceless. Well, when you imagine OP as an 8 year old, the mental picture is priceless.

iluffmcrandbvb 1

nothings wrong with masturbating? whats up ur ass?

108- It's the fact that OP had thought it was lipstick and was going to use it. And besides, I'm sure if you found out your mom was masturbating you'd be a bit disgusted .

Life_is_FML 22

You've got some face on your makeup.

Success4444 12

Why in the world would anyone want to share lipstick with their mother!? You never know where it's been! Hopefully you remember this lesson!

QwertyMcNugget 0

That's the best panda I've ever seen. O.O

SouthernKid1995 0

um wow. Mom your lipstick is vibrating. mom:.........

is it that small you mistook it for vibrator? 0.o

It was probably a clitoral stimulator. Not every vibrator is designed with the purpose of being shoved in and out of a ******.

whoopyouupsideyo 0

they make little vibrators to look like lipstick because some women like to get kinky during the day.

I know they make PocketRockets and such, but since when have vibrators had caps on them??

Do you really want a vibrator loose in your purse after being used?!

Let's just hope you found out before you tried it out. If you didn't, well let's just say you will be going through the whole day smelling like fish. ;)

wwerulez14 6

OP's Boyfriend: "Hey, why does your lips smell like a ******?" OP: "I don't wanna talk about it...."

kobebryant100 5

just tell the boyfriend you f&$&'n love fish dicks!

Just be glad it started to vibrate before you tried putting it on;)

funny, there was the exact same FML on the french site yesterday...

It's part of the FML exchange program; VDM gets some of FML's submissions, and vice-versa.

Ok ! I saw this exange program but in the french site there was a note with the VDM saying it was a translation from the FML site. That's was I was doubtful, sorry !