Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
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killuhand 12
how old is she? four?
Barriaultcory 16
Rude
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Comments (98)
takeme_loveme 6
u should've banged her mum at that moment:)
Jjan04 14
Am i the only one that gets annoyed when people type "mum" instead of "mom"?
BrotherPhil 35
Do you have something against Brits?
plantedrabbit3 16
Today i was moderating FML's and one said, today I invited my boyfriend to hang out, while I was in the shower my mom broke up with him FML, oh the irony
PonyTails13 3
i'd say it sucks more for her mom...
lesbionist 10
Ouch
dravvy 7
That's low. Good riddance! You'll find someone better -trust me.
PearlCorinn 13
You don't need to be with someone so immature. Consider it a bullet dodged. :)
pinchepriscyla 9
Hah what a bitch, you're better off without her
frod0 10
Wow that's pathetic lol you're better off without that rude ass girl! Find someone new :)
Gityerchicken 12
Oh you poor thing! Shame on her for being so inconsiderate. Look on the bright side. At least you didn't end up marrying her when she is still attached to her mother by an umbilical cord.