Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
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killuhand 12
how old is she? four?
Barriaultcory 16
Rude
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Comments (98)
mohamed_H 21
How maturee......
Octwo 16
I'm surprised no one thought the mother may be lying and trying to break them up herself. Tell him his girlfriend is breaking up with him and then tell her he broke up with her when he leaves. Demand she tells you in person.
BrotherPhil 35
Sneezybear did at 44. It helps to read the replies.
Redgrass7 7
Not a FYL by the least bit, more like a good riddance. She sounds immature A.F. and her mom doesn't sound any better for participating in such fuckery.
Imaginationn 6
The mom could have just been saying that. Unless your "girlfriend" told you herself afterwards.. in that case it was a dick move.
Frickenlovecats 4
That's side. Dem feels
Frickenlovecats 4
*sad wtf
jsc9306 14
That's rough.. Poor guy.
toneeangel 22
What a cowardice bitch
More_Leg 14
Forgive me for being a jerk, but I think you mean "cowardly" the act itself is cowardice but she is merely cowardly.
toneeangel 22
Honestly does it matter?
myah1109 11
You deserve it just for saying 'mum'
kiaora_fml 11
If one of my kids asked me to do that for them, I would refuse and tell them to grow some balls and do it themselves!
Saikon1357 25
What're you? Middle schoolers? How can you even be boyfriend and girlfriend to begin with if you've never been to her house?