By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
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wlddog 14

Well you see... First the house was attacked by pirates. Thankfully the mom managed to get her hands on the family wooden sword and defend their dwelling. But then they found out there was actually a spy in the house and it was a clone of the sister. Of course everyone knows that clones can only be defeated by getting put in the dryer, so dad was defeating the evil clone while mom defended against any future pirate attacks. It was a good thing Op brought his girlfriend to his house for safety, because who knows which house the pirates would attack next!

Jelbeztok 17

sounds like you have a very interesting family. what was their reason for this?

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Jelbeztok 17

sounds like you have a very interesting family. what was their reason for this?

wlddog 14

Well you see... First the house was attacked by pirates. Thankfully the mom managed to get her hands on the family wooden sword and defend their dwelling. But then they found out there was actually a spy in the house and it was a clone of the sister. Of course everyone knows that clones can only be defeated by getting put in the dryer, so dad was defeating the evil clone while mom defended against any future pirate attacks. It was a good thing Op brought his girlfriend to his house for safety, because who knows which house the pirates would attack next!

I spiked the milk with bath salts.

Everyone knows a clone can only be defeated by the original after a lengthy symmetrical fight, in which the original learns to master their own weaknesses to defeat the clone. The clone must have hid in the dryer, so they had to send her in after them

wlddog, your story brought a tear to my eye. Just beautiful. :')

evilraider 5

So that means your gf doesn't have to try very hard to not be awkward or embarrassing. Your parents got that part covered

I wonder if it's the same family who argued about toilet paper and sensitive anus?

Sounds like an awesome family to me!

Sounds more like an MLIA, right? ^_^

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Your family seems amazing!

Why the hell would your father want to shove your sister in de dryer?

rg350dx 29

To save money on towels.

#6: That's what I do. Not only does it save money, but I don't have to worry about doing the laundry later.

RpiesSPIES 27

No, that would take more money than buying reuseable towels. He did it because it's cheaper than taking her to a waterpark for the rotating tunnel experience.

They were playing "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters". The sister was the evil witch being shoved into the oven, and the mom had her crossbow ready to shoot any other witches who showed up to fight.

Can we switch families, OP?

I'll double whatever Welshite offers!

skyeyez9 24

Sounds pretty normal to me.

Some situations just aren't as cut-and-dry as you'd like them to be.

That is the best pun iv heard all month

Sounds like my place !

The mental picture I am imagining right now is hilarious.

...no, maybe, perhaps.

The person you need is Nanny McPhee!