Turn me on
By shmelly - 16/04/2010 04:03 - United States

By shmelly - 16/04/2010 04:03 - United States
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haha this made me laugh
hahhahahahaha stupid antiflood
that's ... no comment
... i hope he was just kidding. if not that's friggin sick.
Smh. Just smh.
haha. The OPs name fits this entry.
Way to go dumbass,bet you feel smart huh?
Made me chuckle. Definite high five for your boyfriend. I think one or two man points could be heading his way too! If only he'd pretended to be a lawnmower as well...
haha hes a keeper :D that was pretty funny ok thats it you die anti flood -grabs ak47- dieee!! -aims at computer- dieee!!!!! -shoots all of computer pieces- haha bitch! oh shit i can post now.
it's ironic that your username is "shmelly"
YDI for havin a smelly vag
#25 it's not ironic when you post an fml you can change your username
Today, my boyfriend was funny. FML
In Soviet Russia vaginas don't smell (it's too damn cold for that to smell).
haha lmao 33
Hmm. I always thought gays were a clean people? (Yes I am taking th assumption that by not selecting a gender it is dude on dude action)
at 35, in soviet Russia vaginas smell yu!
hahaha
28... Is that a Chocobo?! Final Fantasy FTW!
shoulda done what 68 said. orrrr tell him he stinks too. ;)
wash your cooter bitch
#7 have a man mouth
hmm not your best Russia joke
u look like u r 8 lolol
how is that ironic, Jack ass ironic would be if her user name was something to do with a good smell
#68, bahahahaha! OP, obviously your vag has smelled in the past. Then again, if it did, why the fuck would he go down on you? Ok, I guess I'm at a loss.
lmao...that woulda been hilarous
lmao!!
..ew much?
win!!!!!! xD
ooppps I meant to say #68 win
Sounds like you and the douchebag are meant to be.
lmfao. caution
right on!!
your contents may be stinky
this made my fuckin day hahahah
first
love the name ;-)
stanky vag
Even clean vaginas aren't the best smelling things in the world...then again neither are clean penises...Genitals need to come in a scentless variety, seriously.
146... no you're not, hun.
lmao
ydi for having a BF that has a 'best' robot voice
oh wow
Lmaoo That Made Me Laugh To :'D
once he's past the smell, he'll have it licked!
ydi. keep your cunt clean.
no kidfing #3 i can tell the race of a girl blindfolded by smelling her mons pubis. hey girls maybe its just me but your pussy sometimes smells like what you just had to eat. smoker girls pussies smell like the brand of cigs they smoke too,
80...nassttyy.
#80 creepy......
At least it was his "best" robot voice.
i suppose it depends on whether you can take this in your stride. your boyfriend should know whether this kind of thing would bother you. i think its a bit weird so fyl
ewww dude go wash that nastiness... ydi
aren't u suppose to wash it first?
air freshner, lul
all I could picture was one of those pine tree shaped car fresheners ;P
This is a good place for a stick-up.
same haha
I think I should check to see if he was right.
Were the contents stinky?
lol well at least he's lickin it clean now
yum! the fish smell is all gone :D
"Danger, Will Robinson, danger!" The worse you stink, the more he loves you.
Who wouldn't love a sexy blue waffle?
blue waffle?
Hahaha. My friends were talking about that last night. Google "blue waffle" if you don't know what it means. Also, it's nsfw.
Ewww. Thanks. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
dude that is one of the funniest picture I have ever seen. where did you get it at
Don't ever look at the blue waffle, you'll be a worse person for it. I know. I looked and I am a lesser man for it. Also, don't learn what felching is. Same thing. The world will end when they put video of someone felching the blue waffle on YouTube.
Frebreeze? YDI
Nwahahaaa!!!!!!! Fail!
Aw dammit me fail....(sad face)
haha this made me laugh
ewww dude go wash that nastiness... ydi