By nobrony - 02/07/2012 19:53 - United States - Katonah

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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clarissasyima 7

Now you can taste the rainbow ;)

I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.


clarissasyima 7

Now you can taste the rainbow ;)

JordanGarcia 10

I was thinking the same thing hahaha

JordanGarcia 10

I thinking the same thing! Hahaha

All OP's girlfriend needs to do now is get some skittles tattooed and the picture will be complete.

I see no problem with this? Can someone explain?

What's the problem with this? Can someone explain?

16 - Nope. You killed it.

hockeyoceancity 13

I smell... FISH!

Hahaha pubic mound. But anyways it's okay OP the rainbow pony will help you conquer her love dungeon.

coolbrony12 3

Oh sweet Jesus

I had to google Rainbow Dash before I could comment ... Cute ... Is the only thing I can say. :)

I think this girl ought to hook up with the guy who calls his wife Fluttershy during sex.

16- Swing and a miss. Maybe next time, bud.

This is perfect since I was JUST about to change my avatar and I also bought a Rainbow Dash figurine. I was meant to see this.

Did that tattoo make her feel 20% cooler?

now it will be a magical experience ;)

that is the FIRST thing that came to my mind too, LMAO!!

ashtay01 5

You are so hot!

I was thinkimng the same thing

That tat is 20% cooler than any other tat

198, your comment deserves all the epic points. I smiled. Congrats!

FurryRocks 10

This girl is awesome and 20% cooler than you

I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.

MindFreakazoid 10

If that makes him feel like a pedophile, you have to wonder how the tattooers feel

guarantee it's the only the time he's found himself contemplating whether he should he ask his girlfriend to grow her bush out

Ugh, stupid mlp idiots. Your life sucks, dude

I'm sure she's gonna regret that tattoo really soon.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yeah, I love Fluttershy and all, but I've got no plans of tattooing her (or any pony, for that matter) on my body. Anywhere. Kinda strange. O.o

I would totally get pony tattoos, but only in less than visible places. And preferably nonsexual ones, because I feel like having anything pony related around my genitals would probably screw me in the long run

111 - Actually, you wouldn't be screwed in the long run.

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..why isn't it? Lots of people get piercings or tattoos down there, and it's not like you can see it.

the_anti_hipster 7

68--but not all people with tattoos around their no-no square involve rainbow shitting ponies. It feels a little Chris Hanson-ish to me...

TwiztedYuri 9

69 - very original... that's how OP found out

I sorry, i must now admit the anti hipster has defeated me.. the hipsters never win.

Shit I can't remove my comment… Gah… you can continue down voting me now.

Is your girlfriend sane?

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Is your girlfriend sane?

BobSock 1

Ouch, she must be one dedicated brony.

By my understanding, a more accurate term would be pegasister!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Okay guys, should I explain my comment? I was pretending to speak as though I was Fluttershy....since my profile pic is of her. Also, the term "Brony" IS a unisex term. Look it up.

Um you're extremely strange...

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#91 - I live MLP and all, but role-playing just makes you look stupid and strange. Especially if it's Fluttershy.

Your comment made me happy. While role playing is strange, it makes me smile xD

87 & 91- I always read all your comments in Fluttershy's voice whether I'm actually trying to or not. :P

Hiimhaileypotter 52

144- I wasn't "role playing." I was typing the way Fluttershy would speak, because I knew people would read the comments in her voice. Making judgements about people makes YOU look like the stupid one :) 146- Thanks :) 196- My evil plan is working ;) (ps. I read your comment in Rainbow Dash's voice)

SO CUTE! :3 you're awesome.

dragonstrike94 8

BRO+pony =brony chickscannotbeone

You sir, are a hero for brony kind!

If it helps #87 i read that in Fluttershy's voice.

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Probably because he doesn't have a mound.

Penis tattoos are for the ultimate bad-asses.

Gotta be Fluttershy. Only way to really make it match.

Nah it's gotta be evil rainbow dash.

HairyPunisher 27

She should've gotten the little stick figure guy with a lawn mower above her pubic hair instead.

asoptavlo14 6

It's funny because your name is hairy punisher... It's like the mower is punishing the pubic hair? ...Or not.

I Saw a picture once of a tattoo above a girl's pubes that said "Keep off the grass" and her pubes were dyed green. Pretty freakin epic if you ask me

Doesn't matter had

Oral sex, apparently

TriflingAllDay 6

You should be shot.