By turning red - United States
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
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  \  |  28

And only a few weeks earlier, these kinds of comments were buried. FML is an enigma.

  jayellef  |  3

Your boyfriends a keeper!! Hilarious. But I hate the sound of a ringing phone. Drives me insane so my phone is always on silent as well so I can see where you're coming from.

  lorraineald  |  7

I'm pretty sure that type of ringtone, mixed with OP's surprise and embarrassment, amused everyone in that waiting room. I'm sure they all went home and told this story to someone.

  cmayer  |  20

41, I feel like if she was young enough to be told what to do by her parents, she'd probably be in the waiting room with her parents and they would probably have to know about her being on birth control.