Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

By turning red / Saturday 27 July 2013 01:14 / United States
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#28 its their decision, there's nothing wrong with that.

  jayellef  |  3

Your boyfriends a keeper!! Hilarious. But I hate the sound of a ringing phone. Drives me insane so my phone is always on silent as well so I can see where you're coming from.

  lorraineald  |  7

I'm pretty sure that type of ringtone, mixed with OP's surprise and embarrassment, amused everyone in that waiting room. I'm sure they all went home and told this story to someone.


*says the taco with a face*

By  spearcom  |  13

Just be glad it wasnt for that time of month

By  Rawr6591  |  21

the "or I'll say it ain't mine" part sucks but it's funny otherwise

  cmayer  |  20

41, I feel like if she was young enough to be told what to do by her parents, she'd probably be in the waiting room with her parents and they would probably have to know about her being on birth control.

By  longlivemetal911  |  15

Get him back by setting your ringtone on his phone to, "Claim it ain't yours, I'll claim most of your paycheck as mine!" and wait until you know he's somewhere equally embarrassing to set it off.


Having said that, he sounds like he's got a charming sense of humor, keep him. :P

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