Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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clarissasyima 7
Now you can taste the rainbow ;)
bebefer 8
I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.
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Comments (280)
ArielTheMermaid 17
Most stupidest? Take out the most and your comment will be good. I am admittedly a fan of MLP, however a tattoo like that seems to push the fandom boundaries a little bit......
Althenias 0
in my opinion the worst part of this is the pubic mound
coolbrony12 3
Ok for one RD does NOT crap rainbows.she simply looks like one and can make then with her mane. Two that's disgusting and your wife is a disgrace to bronies everywhere
Azail 15
Somebody didn't read the part of the fml where it said girlfriend.. Also OP I feel bad for ya.. Hopefully you either get used to it or find a solution
beasting 0
You don't deserve that username or the right to be called a fellow Brony >:{
TheyCallMeDamien 18
The alternative is not being allowed to see it. Do you really want that?
gracevet88 0
There's actually guys out there that like that One FML was from a girl whos bf made her pretend to be rainbow dash. Rainbow dash seems to be a favorite
Yousuck24 21
It was actually Fluttershy.
teh_uber_muffin 3
When I saw that pic, I froze. Freaking "Cupcakes..."
Inediblepeaches 15
Brohoof to your girlfriend :3 /)*(
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least it's not Derpy Hooves! That would be an instant mood-killer.
stonedfishies 10
Lolll. That's so weird. Out of all the things she could've gotten done, she did a rainbow with a PONY?! Omg.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It's not a rainbow with a pony. Rainbow Dash is a rainbow pony. Hence the name Rainbow Dash. I'm pretty sure her Cutie Mark is a rainbow. Her mane and tail are also rainbows. Correct me if I'm wrong about the Cutie Mark?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It's not a rainbow with a pony. Rainbow Dash is a rainbow pony. Hence the name Rainbow Dash. I'm pretty sure her Cutie Mark is a rainbow. Correct me if I'm wrong?
pennycuff 0
I'm sorry but this is 2012 no girl should have pubic hair and all guys should man-scape.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Uhh, this is 2012, where people can do whatever they want with their bodies. Who are you to tell is what to do?
NightHawk387 22
A nice bush is sexy! Shaved is getting old; bring back the bush! Groomed of course.
Gardevoir_fml 12
**** yea.