Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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clarissasyima 7
Now you can taste the rainbow ;)
bebefer 8
I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.
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PixieZee 8
You poor thing. Time to find a new girlfriend I think.
XxVulcanxX 0
tell me why every one of these fmls theres allways some douchebag faggots who have to allways start a comment war fyi to all retards:GET A LIFE AND STOP HAVING COMMENT WARS thank you!!!!!
Romance_isdead 7
Haha I love how you're name is "nobrony"
Herculesninja27 5
Make sure you taste each of the rainbow colors
krylonpony 3
But the rainbow is spicy!
bvscreamo 0
Does she cosplay as fluttershy? XD
SweetCelestia 1
You don't understand, your girlfriend is AWESOME
Tuney_Loons 2
Sounds like an open-minded woman to me. Embrace her adventurousness and explore your sexual curiosities with her
triplebf1 4
I'm not sure I like the phrase "pubic mound"
missnuthin 10
pubic mound, mons pubis and mons veneris are the medical terms for that specific area of a woman's anatomy. sorry you don't like it, but it's biologically correct. personally, i prefer when people use the correct medical word for their intimate parts rather than embarrassing, childish-sounding slang.
bigdaddy5834 2
don't worry it didn't bother me when I was down there!!!
Azail 15
Can't tell if 177 is just plain stupid or a really shitty comedian
CaptnNorway 10
Your girlfriend just became 20% cooler :D Lucky you :) (and she doesnt shit rainbows, it her tail)