Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Rule 34
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Lost in translation
Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Tasteful
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Inked
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
I think it's cool
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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clarissasyima 7
Now you can taste the rainbow ;)
bebefer 8
I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.
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Calyx_fml 22
What's up with adults who are still into the cutesy crap? Most of us grew out of that when we were six.
Shrike 24
Well you ARE a miserable killjoy, Calyx, so I'm not surprised. Bitching someone out for not knowing the difference between right and wrong at that age may be justified, but crying over what other people find engaging is just pathetic, really. And I say this as someone who doesn't even watch that show.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Thanks a lot, Debbie Downer. and that's coming from a Ray of Midnight.
KVKdragon 26
So adults (like me and my college friends) who like shows such as Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra are into cutesy crap? You're a piece of cutesy crap then :)
downtime 13
12, Who do you define as "most of us"? I don't know anyone who grew out of cutesy crap at the age of 6...Shit, we had only just discovered the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maybe you need some more cutesy crap in your life, it might brighten your day a little and distract from the mundane grey of your life.
TriflingAllDay 6
Defining "most of us". Those that are into cutesy stuff.
Quikraptor 8
Most people don't care what others are into and don't rip into people for it. Sorry that your parents gave you power tools and a broken down car when you were six.
downtime 13
45, Actually that would be the opposite of what he's saying. Good try though...
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I've already planned to get a small Rainbow Brite tattoo. Know why? Because it carries a special meaning to me. And other so-called "cutesy" tattoos probably have a special meaning, too.
b0ngs 7
^ you're 14...
Calyx_fml 22
Call me a curmudgeon but name one person who accomplished anything meaningful who was watching cartoons intended for 6 year olds as an adult? One. You think Steve Jobs was a brony? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a little Afro Samurai, Paprika, Archer, Ninja Scroll or animation for adults But if you're old enough to eat pussy you probably should be past watching ******* Barney and Friends. If you're 28 and still playing with My Little Pony and Hello Kitty crap you are officially immature. (And yes, I was taking apart old televisions with my father's tools and playing with oscilloscopes when I was 8. It was loads of fun.)
Annis_x3 7
140- I don't have an example, but there are adults who watch cartoons with their toddlers, and end up enjoying it too. That automatically makes them immature and unsuccessful?
kakarot2 11
It's funny you should say that.. I watch cartoons all day long.. I still watch dragon ball z, pokemon, digimon, last air bender, legend of Korra, naruto.. Etc...Any other anime I missed? I'm also a premed student who has high grades, is a junior at 19 years old, doing research as undergrad and I should say I still find time to go out with my friends who are also in college and enjoy cartoons as well. I say there are things you dont have to grow out of.. It's ok to still have a kid inside you sometimes.. Keeps life fun and not just about sex.
downtime 13
140, That becomes slightly difficult since that information isn't readily accessible to the rest of the world. Nobody really cares if Oprah has Hello Kitty stickers or if Michael Jordan watches Aladdin after a long day at practice, you know why? Because it really isn't that strange an idea. Besides, if you think success correlates with preference in entertainment then you should really be the one providing the evidence here. It's not up to us to disprove your stupid theories.
JoeBonasera 8
140 - That depends on your definition of "meaningful". How about you try every single person involved in creating anything animated. Try Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks, those huge giants ringing any bells? And being involved in graphic design and animation myself, you sir know nothing of what you're talking about. You're not in any authority to make comments or judgment on what is appropriate or mature when you're acting the way you are. I think you could use a good dose of cute and happy in your sad and cynical existence of a life, and stop judging others if you don't like getting the flak back from them.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
127- So? It can't mean anything to me? I hope you feel like a dick after this. I guess I have to tell the story. Well my great grandma knew I loved Rainbow Brite as a kid and she bought me dolls,books, backpacks, everything Rainbow Brite inspired. Everytime we'd spend time together, we'd end up watching the show. We were really close. She's passed away. God rest her soul. Now do you know why it has a special meaning? And I didn't say I was getting the tattoo right this minute. Obviously when I'm of age.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
127- And you're only two years older. Don't act like you're so much better.
Cobalt_the_nerdy 9
Dude, Robert Downey Jr. Is a brony a brony and he plays ******* Iron Man. If that's not accomplished I don't know what is. Also Steven Colbert is a brony, how cool is that?
crack229 19
I agree with you
HelloChrissy 9
Wtf is with people and My Little Pony all of a sudden?
Mearemoi 14
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - I'm sure you've heard of it. The fandom has died down a lot, though.
PoseidonsSon 3
They realized how awesome it is. Watch the first season, and you'll become a brony in no time.
Rainbow_Dash_ 3
Because my little pony friendship is magic is a freaking amazing show!
pokemonchick14 12
It's by Lauren Faust, who has had extremely funny shows in the past. (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, etc..) many of the jokes in her shows appeal to older age groups.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Or, there's the ones who've been fans since childhood, have all the original ponies and items, and aren't just going along with the Brony/Pegasister stuff.
ALpein 0
18- It hasn't died down, we're just more tame.
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Did you notice most of the comments that are (for) my little pony or brony are from 17 year olds or younger? "Some peoples retarded a** kids these days"
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Excuse me, last time I checked, there wasn't a mentally challenged commenter under seventeen. Next time you use a word, be aware of the actual meaning, please. And it's amazing how most of the kids under seventeen's grammar is better than yours.
brandonwong 18
It has not died down. Ever heard of BronyCon?
missunderstanded 5
eew lol
Deannie88 6
Close your eyes? Maybe the pleasure will take your mind off it
br0ccoli 15
***** rainbows? That's it's tail. Quit horsing around, OP.
FYLgurl 6
You rock bro
jujubunni5 9
BRONY!
br0ccoli 15
I'm not necessarily a pegasister BUT I have seen a few episodes and the cuteness and lifeskill-centered themes melt my heart. Not THAT huge of a fan though. However, if anyone wants to send any thousand dollar collector ponies my way, my address is: 444 Iloveponies Lane Castle-in-the-air, CA 90210
lilacgold 16
Solution: 69
Mearemoi 14
He'll still see Rainbow Dash on her crotch...
MasonR12 4
No, he'd see her ass.
iMandyx3 5
Nice
lildups 0
Eat the rainbow, taste the rainbow
gonad_gobbler 1
And this is an fml why?
crack229 19
because that's awful and he should dump her
uumlaut_strohson 3
who does that?