Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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clarissasyima 7
Now you can taste the rainbow ;)
bebefer 8
I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.
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Comments (280)
loserman67 36
Could have been worse. She could have grown a scraggly bush and gotten a tattoo of Willie Nelson!
ultra_notorious 26
Its your problem for now until the it's over within six months, then the next dude will have to worry about it.
spongeydude4 2
She knows that that's permanant right? And why not any of the other ponies?and If you get one too i have the itching suspicion you'll be quite.......pleased.
Tinocoman91 1
Sounds to me like you get to eat a pot of gold!
d4m4s74 12
If you don't want her I'll gladly take her off you
metallicshadow 16
As a brony, I'd love a Pegasis girlfriend like that
BecomeMine 0
******** rainbows :/ **** does it burp butterflies too ;)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
She doesn't do either. The rainbow near her butt is her tail.
Arrawyn 12
Fun
natty098 2
I missread this and thought you wrote daughter not girlfriend. so when u said go down on her I was like WTFFF
hobojo69 23
This will probably get a lot of negative votes but whatever... I've never understood the MLP concept (at least the reason why adults love it) is it like the same show that the kids watch or is it an adult version that has like cursing and sex and shit like that, and if it is the kid version can someone tell me how you adults can sit through the whole show because 1 this show was made for like 3 year olds, and 2 I can't watch any kid show because I find them so stupid I just want to like die when I watch them so how can you adults/ teens not die... Lol kind of long
SweetCelestia 1
Since you don't know what the show is like, I strongly suggest checking it out. Keep in mind It takes a very open minded person to do so. (If you do end up watching My Little Pony, make sure it is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and keep in mind that the first two episodes are hard to sit through, especially the beginning of the first episode. They are probably the most child-like of all the episodes. Okay, second thing I must say is that you cannot make fun of bronies if you do not know what they are eat watching. The show was said to (by the creator) to be intended for all ages and sexes, but to have the happy, colorful appearance do it appeals mostly to girls. To make the show appeal to everyone, the show has not notch animation, fantastic story lines (no let's-go-on-a-picnic plots), very well defined characters, lots of references to other adult shows, and beautifully written scores. Just remember; don't knock it till ya try it.
SweetCelestia 1
Sorry~ *so it appeals *top notch
CaptnNorway 10
That other guy was kind enough to sum it all up ;) but I just wanted to add that the ponies are perfected to their role. You always know how each of the ponies react to diffrent situations :) The way f.eks Fluttershy react to scary stuff is hilerious and also kinda cute ;p But if you ever become a bronie (no preasure) keep in mind that you might be mocked on by your friends if you tell em ... /)