By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
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zarrganaut 17

Just tell her to be more careful. Laying off with the teeth isn't gonna hurt her feelings. Or at least it shouldn't.

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justcommenting19 19

Why didn't you tell her how to do it right? If it's her first ******* too how is she supposed to know how to do it right?

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Tyrez 32

You know, the funny thing is there are places on the internet where you can learn how to do these things properly. Guess she doesn't care about you enough.

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arich6210 22

Lol bc clearly she knows she isn't doing it correctly. How would she know if he didn't tell her?

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Tyrez 32

Oh sorry, I forgot people were that stupid.

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arich6210 22

Lol you'd be surprised how many guys are stupid enough to not know what to do down there. You've probably been one of them at one point

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lvg_fml 10

Talk to her. Tell her what you like. Always be sure to praise the positive and gently correct the negative. She'll get better if you communicate

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Croooow 11

As with anything, if you don't learn what you're doing wrong, you'll always do it wrong. Next time, give her tips.

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itsme82 18

Should have said something. Now you have put yourself in a very awkward position. Sucks for you

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katertott 44

If you don't correct her now, you're setting yourselves up for disaster.

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ohmyrosie 14

uhhmmm structural criticism never hurt anyone, especially if she's hurting you like that. ouch

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