By fuck - 24/07/2015 16:44 - Canada - Cowansville

Spicy
Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 557
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No pressure, then.

FalloutScrolls 25

Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.

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No pressure, then.

she seems impatient.

AirBusDriver 23

"Check please"...

For every 30 seconds

BlueXephos 10

Is this from Goodness Gracious Me?

That must have been a real mood-killer. Next time you perform oral on her, you should say the same thing as pay-back.

Op will cut her balls off?

He'll carve out her ovaries.

Sorry, I forgot about that part. Maybe cut off her boobs then.

Your username fits perfectly with the FML lol

Or threaten to cut her clit off lol

Redgy22 26

Why would there even be a next time? RUN OP, RUN!!!!

I swear to fucking God if you don't hurry up and cum I will strangle you with your own fillopian tubes.

FalloutScrolls 25

Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.

She's got quite the explosive personality.

Apparently, not explosive enough for him.

sounds like he's not explosive to her.

Capitan 15

Maybe she wasn't as good as she thought she was? Congratulations by the way!

No matter how good the girl is, nobody can make a dude cum with a blowjob in 30 seconds.

I think, more often than not, if a man comes that quickly it's more about him than the skill of the person fellating him.

#47 okay then prove it

Mcstud1y 30

Still got a blowjob. Maybe you should explain good things take time. Lol good luck OP

1221jamw 11

I don't know what to tell you I've never had this problem, OP....

That kinda SUCKED. x)

Little bit kinky