Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
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dramaelf
| 37
No pressure, then.
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FalloutScrolls
| 25
Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.
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dramaelf
| 37
No pressure, then.
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PhinIt2WinIt
| 24
she seems impatient.
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AirBusDriver
| 23
"Check please"...
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vikky538
| 28
For every 30 seconds
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BlueXephos
| 10
Is this from Goodness Gracious Me?
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WellThatWasRude
| 27
That must have been a real mood-killer. Next time you perform oral on her, you should say the same thing as pay-back.
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tehman117
| 21
Op will cut her balls off?
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kurodansei
| 16
He'll carve out her ovaries.
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WellThatWasRude
| 27
Sorry, I forgot about that part. Maybe cut off her boobs then.
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TheJasonLi
| 13
Your username fits perfectly with the FML lol
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THEDUDE1553566
| 24
Or threaten to cut her clit off lol
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Redgy22
| 26
Why would there even be a next time? RUN OP, RUN!!!!
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burristhethird
| 16
I swear to fucking God if you don't hurry up and cum I will strangle you with your own fillopian tubes.
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FalloutScrolls
| 25
Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.
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RitRit
| 20
She's got quite the explosive personality.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Apparently, not explosive enough for him.
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VoldooPed
| 20
sounds like he's not explosive to her.
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Capitan
| 15
Maybe she wasn't as good as she thought she was? Congratulations by the way!
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Hunter_the_Ninja
| 22
No matter how good the girl is, nobody can make a dude cum with a blowjob in 30 seconds.
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keyofdestiny13
| 24
I can, 21
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a1_z9
| 10
I think, more often than not, if a man comes that quickly it's more about him than the skill of the person fellating him.
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VideoGameGangsta
| 5
#47 okay then prove it
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Mcstud1y
| 30
Still got a blowjob. Maybe you should explain good things take time. Lol good luck OP
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1221jamw
| 11
I don't know what to tell you I've never had this problem, OP....
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BossManBryan
| 12
That kinda SUCKED. x)
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Rynow
| 7
Little bit kinky