No pressure, then.

she seems impatient.

"Check please"...

For every 30 seconds

Is this from Goodness Gracious Me?

That must have been a real mood-killer. Next time you perform oral on her, you should say the same thing as pay-back.

Op will cut her balls off?

He'll carve out her ovaries.

Sorry, I forgot about that part. Maybe cut off her boobs then.

Your username fits perfectly with the FML lol

Or threaten to cut her clit off lol

Why would there even be a next time? RUN OP, RUN!!!!

I swear to fucking God if you don't hurry up and cum I will strangle you with your own fillopian tubes.

The weird thing is one of my fronds says the exact same thing, to pretty much anyone who agitates her (of course it's playful, but strange nonetheless)

Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.

She's got quite the explosive personality.

Apparently, not explosive enough for him.

sounds like he's not explosive to her.

Maybe she wasn't as good as she thought she was? Congratulations by the way!

No matter how good the girl is, nobody can make a dude cum with a blowjob in 30 seconds.

I can, 21

I think, more often than not, if a man comes that quickly it's more about him than the skill of the person fellating him.

#47 okay then prove it

Still got a blowjob. Maybe you should explain good things take time. Lol good luck OP

I don't know what to tell you I've never had this problem, OP....

That kinda SUCKED. x)

Little bit kinky