Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
Today, my period was a few days late, so my anxiety kicked in and I told my husband I was worried about being pregnant. He pointedly said that pregnancy requires sex, and I suddenly remembered we haven't had sex in months. I haven't cheated, but good luck convincing his suspicious ass of that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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golden_warrior 23
I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml
mangobbler 11
Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD
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Comments (205)
Shandra78 9
There's a far simpler solution, unless you're one of those people who prefers a dud relationship to peace and quiet.
Sheh_fml 25
She's probably not cheating, just scared why her body isn't behaving like it should. When your period is late or you feel oddly ill, pregnancy is one of the things that pop into most women's heads without any reason or logic. It can take a while before you settle and realize why it's impossible. Pregnancy is after all a serious thing, so rather be scared one time too many than suddenly having a child you didn't want...
Ryodin 11
Lets be fair here. If a guy came to his girlfriend scared that he might have some STD because it burns when he pees... Sexless girlfriend isn't going to say "oh silly, its a UTI, you couldn't have gotten an STD," she's jumping straight to "WHO DID YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH!?"
jhs578650 9
Correction: One of you has been abstinent for a year.
kaedemat 3
yeah,ur gf is not kidding,she is pregnant,but probably not urs.
catanita 18
Living with a she for a year and note having sex means that you have a girl room mate not a girlfriend.
siggy_mcsigx 22
But if he said anything about pressing her into it or encouraging her to have sex if she didn't want to, y'all would be defending her passionately saying he's obnoxious and needs to give her respect and space until she's ready. I've seen dozens of those comment threads. I, personally, am with everyone else: FYL. Maybe she's just using you because living with you is convenient.
shadokis 15
You're absolutely right, Siggy. Whether she's cheating or not, we should give him props for respecting her wishes for it. But I still think she's giving it up to someone.
mosquito19 14
she's not your girlfriend mate. she's making you believe she is so you pay her bills.
Goblin182 26
For living with a woman for a year without sex. One apparently either cheating on you or just not smart enough to know where babies come from . . . YDI.
musikchik 6
She knows you have to have had sex to get pregnant. You've been living together over a year with no sex and she thinks she's pregnant? Open up your eyes, OP. There's a chance she's getting it elsewhere.
blueknight1st 26
Just because you and her have not had sex in a year does not mean she and someone else have not had sex.