Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
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flee2321 10
I would leave.
kjoule 5
Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...
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Comments (139)
OzzMonster 10
Tell her there is only one thing harder than flappy bird and she isn't going to be getting any of it...
KissMyAnthia200 12
Yes!
Rallred32 20
This isn't tumblr, 41.
BradTheBrony 19
I hear there's a button for that, 41.
ELoni_fml 25
Now that's just cruel..
redbluegreen 41
By the sounds of it, your score and your ability to score are one and the same.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Chop! Chop!
kurodansei 16
*flap flap
hulopro 16
Definition of evil.
TXFernwoods 26
Good luck. You won't be having sex for a while! :/
Bafrinn 14
How High?
EpicGuy70 13
Unless she considers a high score to be in the 20-30 point range, jailbreak your phone, or else, your not getting laid for a looooong time.
godfathermock 19
i think it would be better and less trouble to find a more mature girlfriend
brivielle 15
#20 yea. And fall out of love with the current gf and right in love with the next mature girl he finds. Should be an easy task.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#68, Who said he's IN love with her? Just saying.
Thunderstruck14 30
If she was serious, then FYL cuz you're in a very shitty relationship! Sex happens when two people want to do it together and they both consent. Not when one person makes the other person beat a high score on a game. Sex isn't something you earn. Sex is something you do WITH your partner when you BOTH want to do it.
WD_Stevens 22
I'm glad someone sees it the right way