Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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flee2321 10
I would leave.
kjoule 5
Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...
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Comments (139)
pdp_fml 21
Try hard for a day or two on the game and then break down crying (pretend) and make her feel story for you and I think that she will relent and have sex with you again.
rockhead1270 5
I'd find someone else to bang while she is in blackmail mode. What's the next threat? Get some respectful snatch.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
She just doesn't want to have sex with you and that's just an excuse so leave.
poopface82 25
I would get really, really good at the game, blow away her high score, and then tell her you get it on demand until she beats it.
Tannasgh 22
Sounds like a challenge. My reply, "You may not be, but I will"
Nuclear101 4
Delete her game data.
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
I don't know about you , but I love a challenging relationship, and on the flappy bird thing , i'd just find away to glitch it or something into getting a ridiculously higher score yet.
bachoman 10
I can send you a screenshot of my score (329) if you need it?
SamanthaCharlee 3
Looks like those green pipes will be the only things you'll be banging tonight!
ssbbmasterful 6
Just find 5 bucks. There's prostitutes everywhere