Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
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flee2321 10
I would leave.
kjoule 5
Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...
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Comments (139)
Lahariim 8
That's why you don't date a video game addict. Unless she needs to be sure your worthy...
anyoldnamewilldo 23
I don't which is worse....that your girlfriend is that childish or that anyone is still playing Flappy Bird.
JacobDaStoner 1
Get someone else to beat the score for you. Or jailbreak
grritsshay 18
You're screwed. Or...not screwed, I guess.
crazymono13 3
better start fappin.. I mean flappin....
ExProz 9
Worst game ever..
Joshuawesome123 1
my high score is 419. I understand that you all will dislike this comment out of pure rage and jealousy, but so be it
focenspeil 7
So does this mean that there will be no more gifts or cuddling until the same such time? Seems fair to me.
redbolzelmo 2
If you don't what to leaver her, you should cheat. People are going to get mad at me for saying that, but its not like you deserve to be treated that way. I don't know if its worse then what she's doing, treating you like a pet with sex as treats.
cdalton 12
there's plenty of fish in the sea