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The wounds heals. The laughter lasts forever.
It's the thought that counts.
Drake and Josh :) !!!
I hope yiu got some birthday sex op
From his sister... ;)
92- No, his girlfriend. You're not funny.
Depending in how bad the concussion was, he may not have 69.
I wouldn't consider a concussion something that I would want from my girlfriend.
Depends on how you get it ;)
It's funny, because 46 was talking about sex. You know, just in case you didn't know.
Haha I was kidding shamus. I'm sorry you and many others had to read the unintelligible comment that I typed. My apologies.
^that was an immensely deep comment. I nearly cried.
More like "got ya" then they went to the hospital
Obviously her engineering skills are sub-par.
Tied the bucket to a rope. Pranks 101
Wow that's an interesting way to kill somebody. Drop a bucket on somebodies head. Nice use of your creativity, "bro".
TV and Movies make it look easy!
Maybe she shouldn't have put blocks of ice in it.
It doesnt say anything about ice...
It's a joke. You know, to explain the concussion? An implied joke.
Oh my bad
She's a keeper
What kind of keeper? A book keeper? A trapper keeper? A bee keeper? My brother's keeper?
A keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts? :O
Owl. I'm putting it putting it out there right now kids. Hogwarts isn't real. You're parents lied to you because they love you. Remember that.
Saintsrocksocks oh no, you didn't just imply that Doby doesn't exist, did you? The Dark Lord may spare your life if you admit to be under the influence of the Imperio curse whil writting your comment, he may spare your life but not your soul. You will be roped into a life of slavery to You Know Who unless you seek the help of Dumbledore and join the forces of the Order of the Phoenix to fight the evils of the wizarding world. I have joined Dumbledore and his followers and now Voldemort will be defeated! Mouhahahahahahahaha! *rocks back and forward in a straight jacket and padded cell*
I forgot to put that it was before the Half Blood Prince, sorry
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Happy birthday!
Obviously her engineering skills are sub-par.